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How To Eat Pussy – A Magical Guide For Evolved People

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This article is an anonymous contribution. We want to send out a big thanks to the original authors of this masterpiece. Much love from the MyTinySecrets Team.

When a woman finds a man who know how to eat pussy, she’s found a treasure she’s not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won’t even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town.

Hey, I have a lot of respect for all you guys who know how to eat pussy because there are too few of you out there. And I’m not the only woman who says this. Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the old college try are not doing too well, so maybe this little lesson will help you out.

When a woman finds a man who loves eating pussy, she’s found a treasure she’s not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won’t even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who knows how to eat pussy, he’s got it made.

You’ll also get downloadable free Next Steps Guide later on in the post. It has several more points NOT mentioned in this post.

The How To Eat Pussy Guide for Evolved People in 15 Magical Steps

#1: Tell her she is beautiful and mean it.

Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you’ve got the world’s most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she’s going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it’s beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs.

#2 Stop and appreciate her unique flower

Now stop and look at what you see. Beautiful, isn’t it? There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know. I’ve seen plenty of them. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little girl’s cunnie and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nested in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Appreciate your woman’s unique qualities and tell her what makes her special.

#3 Women are more verbal: Talk to her beautiful pussy

Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during love-making. They also respond more to verbal love, which means, the more you talk to her, the easier it will be to get her off. So all the time you’re petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, talk to her about it.

#4 Lick her outer lips, inner lips and find her clit

Now look at it again. Gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips, even lick them if you want to. Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you can find her clit. Women have clits in all different sizes, just like you guys have different sized cocks. It doesn’t mean a thing as far as her capacity for orgasm. All it means is more of her is hidden underneath her foreskin.

#5 Whenever you touch a woman’s pussy, make sure your finger is wet

Whenever you touch a woman’s pussy, make sure your finger is wet. You can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her. Be sure, by all means, to wet it before you touch her clit because it doesn’t have any juices of it’s own and it’s extremely sensitive. Your finger will stick to it if it’s dry and that hurts. But you don’t want to touch her clit anyway. You have to work up to that. Before she becomes aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled.

#6 Tease her & approach her pussy slowly

When it comes to eating pussy take it slow, approach her pussy slowly. Women, even more so than men, love to be teased. The inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot. Lick it, kiss it, make designs on it with the tip of your tongue. Come dangerously close to her pussy, then float away. Make her anticipate it.

#7 Play with her

Now lick the crease where her leg joins her pussy. Nuzzle your face into her bush. Brush your lips over her slit without pressing down on it to further excite her. After you’ve done this to the point where your lady is bucking up from her seat and she’s straining to get more of you closer to her, then put your lips right on top of her slit.

#8 Kiss her, gently, then harder

Kiss her, gently, then harder. Now use your tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of pussy flesh. Gently spread her legs more with your hands. Everything you do with a woman you’re about to eat must be done gently.

#9 Tongue-fuck her

Tongue-fuck her. This feels divine. It also teases the hell out of her because by now she wants some attention given to her clit. Check it out. See if her clit has gotten hard enough to peek out of it’s covering. If so, lick it. If you can’t see it, it might still be waiting for you underneath. So bring your tongue up the top of her slit and feel for her clit. You may barely experience it’s presence. But even if you can’t feel the tiny pearl, you can make it rise by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard now and press into her skin.

#10 Work her tip of the iceberg

Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue against the clit, hood covered or not. Do this quickly. This should cause her legs to shudder. When you sense she’s getting up there toward orgasm, make your lips into an O and take the clit into your mouth.

Start to suck gently and watch your lady’s face for her reaction. If she can handle it, begin to suck harder. If she digs it, suck even harder. Go with her. If she lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her rising orgasm, move with her, don’t fight her. Hang on, and keep your hot mouth on her clit. Don’t let go. That’s what she’ll be saying too: ‘Don’t stop. Don’t ever stop!’

There’s a reason for that, most men stop too soon. Just like with cock sucking, this is something worth learning about and worth learning to do well. I know a man who’s a lousy fuck, simply lousy, but he knows how to eat pussy like nobody I know and he never has trouble getting a date. Girls are falling all over him.

#11 Finger-fuck her with TWO fingers

But back to your pussy eating session…There’s another thing you can do to intensify your woman’s pleasure. You can finger-fuck her while she’s enjoying your clit-licking talents. Before, during or after. She’ll really like it. In addition to the erogenous zones surrounding her clit, a woman has another extremely sensitive area at the roof of her vagina. This is what you rub up against when you’re fucking her. Well, since your cock is pretty far away from your mouth, your fingers will have to do the fucking.

Take two fingers. One is too skinny and three is too wide and therefore can’t get deep enough. Make sure they’re wet so you don’t irritate her skin. Slide them inside, slowly at first, then a little faster. Fuck her with them rhythmically. Speed up only when she does. Listen to her breathing.

She’ll let you know what to do. If you’re sucking her clit and finger-fucking her at the same time, you’re giving her far more stimulation than you would be giving her with your cock alone. So you can count on it that she’s getting high on this. If there’s any doubt, check her out for symptoms.

#12 Get to know her orgasmic symptoms to become even better

How to eat pussy varies from woman to woman, as each woman is unique.

  • You may have one who’s nipples get hard when she’s excited
  • or only when she’s having an orgasm.
  • Your girl might flush red or
  • begin to tremble.

Get to know her symptoms and you’ll be a more sensitive lover.

#13 Don’t let go of her clit when she starts to orgasm – The Multi-Orgasmic Woman

When she starts to have an orgasm, for heaven’s sakes, don’t let go of that clit. Hang in there for the duration. When she starts to come down from the first orgasm, press your tongue along the underside of the clit, leaving your lips covering the top. Move your tongue in and out of her cunt. If your fingers are inside, move them a little too, gently though, things are extremely sensitive just now.

If you play your cards right, you’ll get some multiple orgasms this way. A woman stays excited for a full hour after she’s had an orgasm. Do you realize the full impact of that information? The potential? One woman was clocked at 56 orgasms at one sitting. Do you know what effect you would have on a woman you gave 56 orgasms to? She’d be yours as long as you wanted her.

#14 The cherry on the cake

Some women like to have their man rub and enter their anal section with their finger while they are being eaten out!

#15 After the orgasmic wave: Keep making love to her quietly

The last advice I have for you is this:

After you’ve made her come, made her your slave by giving her the best head she’s ever had, don’t leave her alone just yet. Talk to her, stroke her body, caress her breasts. Keep making love to her quietly until she’s come all the way down. A man can get off and go to sleep in the same breath and feel no remorse, no sense of loss. But a woman by nature requires some sensitivity from her lover in those first few moments after sex.

Oral sex can be the most exciting sexual experiences you can have. But it’s what you make it. Take your time, practice often, pay attention to your lover’s signals, and most of all, enjoy yourself.

Now get to it and make your partner smile and love you forever!

With Love,
Tammy, Linda and Nicole

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jenn
jenn
4 years ago

This sounds like it was written by a clueless guy. Not even close.

Tim Lennon
Tim Lennon
5 years ago

Thank you for the guidance.

Please add to this:
When your partner is going down, let him (her) know what you like and don’t like. Say something, moan, grab their head and indicate soft or firm pressure. Passivity diminishes the possibility of pleasure–for both the giver and receiver.

Serena
5 years ago
Reply to  Tim Lennon

Hi Tim,

Serena here, Content Manager for MyTinySecrets.

I think what the author is saying here is that the best way for the receiver to achieve their maximum pleasure is to guide the giver to what feels the best. This,in turn, allows the giver to achieve their maximum pleasure in truly satisfying their partner. 🙂

Sandra Muñoz
Sandra Muñoz
5 years ago

“made her your slave”?

Akshay Aiyar
Akshay Aiyar
5 years ago

Great read! here are some tips that i came across on youtube! check it out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHteDkv5nec

Jen
Jen
5 years ago

Oh Thank goodness I found this blog! lol This will help me a lot how to please my partner more and I’m a lesbian.. 🙂 https://twitter.com/PrivateAngelsAU

Chris Watkins
5 years ago

Thank you.

“A man can get off and go to sleep in the same breath and feel no remorse, no sense of loss.” I hear that a lot so I assume its often true, but I definitely value post-coital affection. Falling asleep gently, wrapped around each other.

subrajit
subrajit
5 years ago

I never had any chance of pleasing a beauty in bed 🙁
I do every move right & play safe but still I get rejected :p some say the reason is that m ugly and dark
When will these angels allow me to show my secrets?!?! :p :/

Elle Woods
Elle Woods
5 years ago

Please don’t take these as law. I think I hate and fear every technique listed above – especially being told I’m beautiful by someone who thinks I hate myself.

sunweb
sunweb
5 years ago
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Vladimir28
Vladimir28
5 years ago

Eating pussy is an art… 🙂 and an integral part of love making. Period.

San Diego Clipper
San Diego Clipper
5 years ago
Reply to  Vladimir28

Eating pussy is the integral art of making love to a woman on her period.

UFDionysus
UFDionysus
5 years ago

Pretty good article. I agree with most of what she says, and I could add a few things, but I have to disagree with the parts about a guy who gives good head being popular and always getting dates, etc. How are they supposed to know you’re good if they won’t go out with you in the first place? I’m fantastic at eating pussy and I love it, but I’ve been celibate for almost 4 years now. I’m kind, gentle, good-looking, have a job, car, etc., and get nothing but “no.” whenever I ask for a date or a kiss or whatever; even women I’ve been close friends with for years. If this really is something women seek so fervently, does anyone know a way I can tell a woman I like about my skills, without being creepy/offensive/braggadocious/

Dominique
Dominique
5 years ago
Reply to  UFDionysus

Interesting what you say. I agree that before a woman knows about your qualities as a good lover, they will have to come in contact with you. But, how to come in contact? I think it has a lot to do with self-esteem and presence. And how you look to a woman; see her as a goddess, the most beautiful and desirable woman on the planet. And relax, be in the moment, don’t fantasize about ‘later having sex’. Be there, with her, in connection with yourself and this lovely lady. Pay attention to her, but don’t chase her. Don’t tell her about your skills (or your big house or great car); make her curious to know you better and she’ll find out. If centered, women come to you. Reading David Deida’s ‘The way of the superior man’ might help. Good luck!

Robyn
Robyn
5 years ago
Reply to  UFDionysus

Perhaps it would be better to ask some of those close women friends. They can probably give you more insight than strangers. There may be something about the way you come off that is off putting that you don’t realize.

Anthony Merrill
Anthony Merrill
5 years ago

No mention that men can get cancer in the mouth from oral sex especially if the woman does not clean herself.

UFDionysus
UFDionysus
5 years ago

has nothing to do with hygiene. It’s from a virus, and it’s quite rare.

Timothy Steele
Timothy Steele
5 years ago
Reply to  UFDionysus

Tell that to Michael Douglas.

neil5
neil5
5 years ago
Reply to  Timothy Steele

Film critic Roger Ebert also had mouth cancer and he died from it. As hard as this is to believe, I have heard rumors that he used to pick up black hookers and would eat them out. Any man who eats out a hooker must be mentally deranged, as hundreds of men have probably already had sex with a woman like that…

San Diego Clipper
San Diego Clipper
5 years ago
Reply to  neil5

Yes he did.

martin woyzeck
martin woyzeck
5 years ago

And you know this as a fact…….how?
Which means you don’t know what you’re talking about.

San Diego Clipper
San Diego Clipper
5 years ago
Reply to  martin woyzeck

Don’t pretend that you can prove me wrong. If you could have proved me wrong you would have posted evidence and you haven’t got the evidence because you haven’t got the facts.

Churro
Churro
5 years ago
Reply to  neil5

Excuse me? @ Black hookers.

You don’t know who is more dirty than the next. Race has nothing to do with it.

Rea Esoterica
Rea Esoterica
5 years ago
Reply to  neil5

Why is it important to mention whether they were black or other? Wow

martin woyzeck
martin woyzeck
5 years ago
Reply to  neil5

I love to hear the ‘I have heard rumors…..’.
Meaning you’re full of s…t, considering rumors are not fact.
That’s nothing to say about your racism.

zigazaga
zigazaga
5 years ago
Reply to  Timothy Steele

Nothing to do with him smoking all those huge cigars then?
Sounds like bullshit, much like the AIDS scare was, just to keep the population sexually unfulfilled and repressed.

Alex
Alex
5 years ago

I just wish a girl would eat out my butt hole.

Leah
Leah
5 years ago
Reply to  Alex

You have to share that with your partner. Some guys like it, some guys freak at the idea. If your girl is fairly open-minded, you can flat-out ask her and she’d probably do it. If you’re unsure, you can always “joke” around about wondering what it’s like. She should then catch on and either a) offer to do it or b) “joke” back about how you can wonder all you want because she’d never do it.

Alex
Alex
5 years ago
Reply to  Leah

I don’t have a partner and I think this is probably why.

Leah
Leah
5 years ago
Reply to  Alex

I’m confused. You don’t have a partner because you don’t share?

San Diego Clipper
San Diego Clipper
5 years ago
Reply to  Leah

No, he doesn’t have a partner b/c he tried to make her eat his fecal matter. The perv.

John Love
John Love
5 years ago

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

haahaaa
haahaaa
5 years ago

Hi I am liking pussy lick in women slowly slowly

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