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How To Eat Pussy – A Magical Guide For Evolved People

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This article is an anonymous contribution. We want to send out a big thanks to the original authors of this masterpiece. Much love from the MyTinySecrets Team.

When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she’s found a treasure she’s not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won’t even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town.

Hey, I have a lot of respect for all you guys who like to eat pussy because there are too few of you out there. And I’m not the only woman who says this. Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the old college try are not doing too well, so maybe this little lesson will help you out.

When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she’s found a treasure she’s not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won’t even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he’s got it made.

The Pussy-Licking-Guide for evolved people in 15 magical steps

#1: Tell her she is beautiful and mean it.

Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you’ve got the world’s most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she’s going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it’s beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs.

#2 Stop and appreciate her unique flower

Now stop and look at what you see. Beautiful, isn’t it? There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know. I’ve seen plenty of them. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little girl’s cunnie and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nested in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Appreciate your woman’s unique qualities and tell her what makes her special.

#3 Women are more verbal: Talk to her beautiful pussy

Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during love-making. They also respond more to verbal love, which means, the more you talk to her, the easier it will be to get her off. So all the time you’re petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, talk to her about it.

#4 Lick her outer lips, inner lips and find her clit

Now look at it again. Gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips, even lick them if you want to. Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you can find her clit. Women have clits in all different sizes, just like you guys have different sized cocks. It doesn’t mean a thing as far as her capacity for orgasm. All it means is more of her is hidden underneath her foreskin.

#5 Whenever you touch a woman’s pussy, make sure your finger is wet

Whenever you touch a woman’s pussy, make sure your finger is wet. You can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her. Be sure, by all means, to wet it before you touch her clit because it doesn’t have any juices of it’s own and it’s extremely sensitive. Your finger will stick to it if it’s dry and that hurts. But you don’t want to touch her clit anyway. You have to work up to that. Before she becomes aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled.

#6 Tease her & approach her pussy slowly

Approach her pussy slowly. Women, even more so than men, love to be teased. The inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot. Lick it, kiss it, make designs on it with the tip of your tongue. Come dangerously close to her pussy, then float away. Make her anticipate it.

#7 Play with her

Now lick the crease where her leg joins her pussy. Nuzzle your face into her bush. Brush your lips over her slit without pressing down on it to further excite her. After you’ve done this to the point where your lady is bucking up from her seat and she’s straining to get more of you closer to her, then put your lips right on top of her slit.

#8 Kiss her, gently, then harder

Kiss her, gently, then harder. Now use your tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of pussy flesh. Gently spread her legs more with your hands. Everything you do with a woman you’re about to eat must be done gently.

#9 Tongue-fuck her

Tongue-fuck her. This feels divine. It also teases the hell out of her because by now she wants some attention given to her clit. Check it out. See if her clit has gotten hard enough to peek out of it’s covering. If so, lick it. If you can’t see it, it might still be waiting for you underneath. So bring your tongue up the top of her slit and feel for her clit. You may barely experience it’s presence. But even if you can’t feel the tiny pearl, you can make it rise by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard now and press into her skin.

#10 Work her tip of the iceberg

Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue against the clit, hood covered or not. Do this quickly. This should cause her legs to shudder. When you sense she’s getting up there toward orgasm, make your lips into an O and take the clit into your mouth.

Start to suck gently and watch your lady’s face for her reaction. If she can handle it, begin to suck harder. If she digs it, suck even harder. Go with her. If she lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her rising orgasm, move with her, don’t fight her. Hang on, and keep your hot mouth on her clit. Don’t let go. That’s what she’ll be saying too: ‘Don’t stop. Don’t ever stop!’

There’s a reason for that, most men stop too soon. Just like with cock sucking, this is something worth learning about and worth learning to do well. I know a man who’s a lousy fuck, simply lousy, but he can eat pussy like nobody I know and he never has trouble getting a date. Girls are falling all over him.

#11 Finger-fuck her with TWO fingers

But back to your pussy eating session…There’s another thing you can do to intensify your woman’s pleasure. You can finger-fuck her while she’s enjoying your clit-licking talents. Before, during or after. She’ll really like it. In addition to the erogenous zones surrounding her clit, a woman has another extremely sensitive area at the roof of her vagina. This is what you rub up against when you’re fucking her. Well, since your cock is pretty far away from your mouth, your fingers will have to do the fucking.

Take two fingers. One is too skinny and three is too wide and therefore can’t get deep enough. Make sure they’re wet so you don’t irritate her skin. Slide them inside, slowly at first, then a little faster. Fuck her with them rhythmically. Speed up only when she does. Listen to her breathing.

She’ll let you know what to do. If you’re sucking her clit and finger-fucking her at the same time, you’re giving her far more stimulation than you would be giving her with your cock alone. So you can count on it that she’s getting high on this. If there’s any doubt, check her out for symptoms.

#12 Get to know her orgasmic symptoms to become even better

Each woman is unique.

  • You may have one who’s nipples get hard when she’s excited
  • or only when she’s having an orgasm.
  • Your girl might flush red or
  • begin to tremble.

Get to know her symptoms and you’ll be a more sensitive lover.

#13 Don’t let go of her clit when she starts to orgasm – The Multi-Orgasmic Woman

When she starts to have an orgasm, for heaven’s sakes, don’t let go of that clit. Hang in there for the duration. When she starts to come down from the first orgasm, press your tongue along the underside of the clit, leaving your lips covering the top. Move your tongue in and out of her cunt. If your fingers are inside, move them a little too, gently though, things are extremely sensitive just now.

If you play your cards right, you’ll get some multiple orgasms this way. A woman stays excited for a full hour after she’s had an orgasm. Do you realize the full impact of that information? The potential? One woman was clocked at 56 orgasms at one sitting. Do you know what effect you would have on a woman you gave 56 orgasms to? She’d be yours as long as you wanted her.

#14 The cherry on the cake

Some women like to have their man rub and enter their anal section with their finger while they are being eaten out!

#15 After the orgasmic wave: Keep making love to her quietly

The last advice I have for you is this:

After you’ve made her come, made her your slave by giving her the best head she’s ever had, don’t leave her alone just yet. Talk to her, stroke her body, caress her breasts. Keep making love to her quietly until she’s come all the way down. A man can get off and go to sleep in the same breath and feel no remorse, no sense of loss. But a woman by nature requires some sensitivity from her lover in those first few moments after sex.

Oral sex can be the most exciting sexual experiences you can have. But it’s what you make it. Take your time, practice often, pay attention to your lover’s signals, and most of all, enjoy yourself.

Now get to it and make your partner smile and love you forever!

With Love,
Tammy, Linda and Nicole

Btw did you know this ancient secret to eating pussy?

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Image credit to the amazing NVM Illustration & Camille Damage

P.s. For the guys: If you want to learn even more secrets how to pleasure your lover and how to empower your penis check out the PENIS MAGIC COURSE

For the ladies: If you want to learn ancient secrets to empower your pussy, become more orgasmic and learn natural skills to make your sexual juices taste heavenly and many more things check out the PUSSY EMPOWERMENT COURSE

P.P.s. You can also check out this video:

You might also want to check out these articles:

6 Natural Ways To Tighten A Vagina

The Magical Powers Of Female Ejaculation

 

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  • Vladimir28

    Eating pussy is an art… :-) and an integral part of love making. Period.

  • UFDionysus

    Pretty good article. I agree with most of what she says, and I could add a few things, but I have to disagree with the parts about a guy who gives good head being popular and always getting dates, etc. How are they supposed to know you’re good if they won’t go out with you in the first place? I’m fantastic at eating pussy and I love it, but I’ve been celibate for almost 4 years now. I’m kind, gentle, good-looking, have a job, car, etc., and get nothing but “no.” whenever I ask for a date or a kiss or whatever; even women I’ve been close friends with for years. If this really is something women seek so fervently, does anyone know a way I can tell a woman I like about my skills, without being creepy/offensive/braggadocious/

    • Dominique

      Interesting what you say. I agree that before a woman knows about your qualities as a good lover, they will have to come in contact with you. But, how to come in contact? I think it has a lot to do with self-esteem and presence. And how you look to a woman; see her as a goddess, the most beautiful and desirable woman on the planet. And relax, be in the moment, don’t fantasize about ‘later having sex’. Be there, with her, in connection with yourself and this lovely lady. Pay attention to her, but don’t chase her. Don’t tell her about your skills (or your big house or great car); make her curious to know you better and she’ll find out. If centered, women come to you. Reading David Deida’s ‘The way of the superior man’ might help. Good luck!

  • Anthony Merrill

    No mention that men can get cancer in the mouth from oral sex especially if the woman does not clean herself.

    • UFDionysus

      has nothing to do with hygiene. It’s from a virus, and it’s quite rare.

      • Timothy Steele

        Tell that to Michael Douglas.

        • neil5

          Film critic Roger Ebert also had mouth cancer and he died from it. As hard as this is to believe, I have heard rumors that he used to pick up black hookers and would eat them out. Any man who eats out a hooker must be mentally deranged, as hundreds of men have probably already had sex with a woman like that…

  • Alex

    I just wish a girl would eat out my butt hole.

    • Leah

      You have to share that with your partner. Some guys like it, some guys freak at the idea. If your girl is fairly open-minded, you can flat-out ask her and she’d probably do it. If you’re unsure, you can always “joke” around about wondering what it’s like. She should then catch on and either a) offer to do it or b) “joke” back about how you can wonder all you want because she’d never do it.

      • Alex

        I don’t have a partner and I think this is probably why.

        • Leah

          I’m confused. You don’t have a partner because you don’t share?

  • John Love

    Thank you, thank you, thank you.

  • haahaaa

    Hi I am liking pussy lick in women slowly slowly

  • Henry Tran

    i love to eat a clean respectfully pussy. elegant and sexy lady. cant be no hood rat. hell mother father no!!!

  • Henry Tran

    to me. people are very weak. they believe what they hear or see, where is the common sense?

  • dagodon

    I love to eat it. I could do it all night if she wanted to. Also love her to squirt and I take it in my mouth and swallow

  • Scott Sunn

    The key is total and complete devotion to the moment, you have to become an inseparable part of her experience, you have to feel what she is feeling and move in the direction of the energy. Eating pussy is one of my favorite parts of being a human. Those tips were alright, but it seemed like that was more like “how to eat MY pussy” rather than a
    general lesson. I really think it has more to do with being open to receiving and responding to her energy than any particular action or technique. You can’t really teach that, you just have to feel and respond. If you do it right you will be just as turned on as she is. Its like a contact high.

  • JamesTactical

    Tammy, I know who you are.

  • Richard Galvin

    If you can wrap your tongue around the clit while moving the tongue back and forth. with all sides touching it do it. I had never failed. My friend likes that and then the tongue fuck followed by two fingers (done right, you got to massage) At least that is what makes her scream the loudest.

  • Valerie

    Someone finally said it. MEN, READ THIS & DO IT RIGHT.

  • Gary Clelan

    I adore eating pussy. I’m a widower now and truly miss the taste of a woman and miss the feel of her excitement as I lick her pussy.

  • http://www.abicana.com Knut Holt

    Pussylicking is good, but the pussy must be wellshaved and have gottten a douch of water just before to be most enjoyable.

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    Its a total turn on for me to have a woman that enjoys your work on there pussy,some even squirt Love your artical

  • Jayden

    My man is the best he makes me feel like I’m in heaven

  • KB

    I like to eat blonde girl’s. he he

  • Vicente Borrego

    Right OM

  • http://www.abicana.com/shop2.htm Knut Holt

    There are so many exciting ways to handle pussies:
    http://www.abicana.com/masturbation.htm

  • Gimme

    My guy is really good at sucking my cunt, he can always make cum. And he also fucks great as well.

  • Buff Stud

    You called a guy with the screen name “Farty Fartsalot” an “Asshole…”
    Oh the irony… HA!

  • Thomas Baumgarten

    when I was married I asked my wife to teach me how to do this right and now years later it works even better because of practice with a particular special woman

  • EMES

    she remind me of a super soaker gun
    pump after pump, yup, here that trigger finger come
    that pussy slide down my tongue, she turn that fire hydrant on
    this girl on fire, she’s smokin, I pull my hose out and go in

  • Elaine Moira

    read it again. it says “evolved”. fact checking makes you less ignorant, but clearly you’re hear looking for a problem to argue about.

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  • Cody Stout

    I must have gotten lucky then because my wife’s nips practically get themselves off u hardly have to help. And I must say watching her have a nipple O is by far the sexiest thing I have ever seen in my 10 years of being man minded

  • Sense

    I love eating women out, especially while they smoke weed. thanks for the tips.

  • Jared Lowe

    I need a woman like you in my life ma!!! you give the best advice I look forward to meeting you soon!

  • Vampinkslyr

    I had never ejaculated before I met my husband. Now it soaks through towels and gets everywhere. Not that I am complaining, it’s just different. Once I counted how many orgasms (masturbating) I could have in an hour and I got to 40 before I stopped. My husband didn’t realize some women have that talent lol

    • Cody Stout

      My wife didn’t know she could squirting either until she met me, now she will beg for me to hit her secret button.

    • http://facebook.com/erniewimpolman Gloverboy6

      He should teach me his ways. I’ve tried for a long time to get my wife to squirt, but can’t do it

  • Dirty Harry

    I love pussy.

    • z_mm

      my pussy now horny and very hotttttttttt

  • make her purrr

    So….I read this and the subsequent comments. I don’t know a single woman who doesn’t enjoy having their lover go down on them. And I agree that it doesn’t matter if your a lousy fuck, there’s other ways to have fulfilling sex with your partner, and giving a lady amazing head will have her not only cumming back, but begging for more. I had a friend who was convinced that she didn’t like it…..until she got someone who was good at it, and now shes a huge fan. I personally love it. Nothing makes me happier than having my lovers face buried between my legs. Or any way my lover goes down on me. 69, doggy style, traditional.
    Another fun way is to literally face fuck your lady. Have you’re face in between your woman’s legs. Have your arms wrapped under her legs holding on to her hips, this will work well if your girl is a little shy(and bring out her inner animal), start moving her hips, causing them to buck. Once shes got the idea and starts enjoying the feeling.Press your tongue hard into her pussy and hold on for the ride. Your lady will literally fuck your face and its a totally new sensation for both of you.
    A special note to you fellas… Multi-orgasmic or not I would say most woman can, and will, have more than one orgasm. You just need to know how to coax it out of her. So please don’t stop eating her out until she cums. That was a big problem I had with previous lover’s.
    Also don’t just tell your woman she’s beautiful in the bedroom. Tell her she’s amazing, and beautiful, and sexy all the time and watch her confidence soar.This will not only help her, but will put trust in you. Turning your shy little sex kitten into a ferocious lion. Thank me later.
    All in all I think this would be very helpful to newbies…or people who need a little bit of knowledge. You know what they say knowledge is power!

  • Gray

    Funny that the picture that goes with the article shows one thing that doesn’t get mentioned. Licking pussy from behind. I have loved giving oral sex my whole serially active life, but I only started to lick pussy from behind in the last few years. It’s very fun for both and yet most men I know have never even thought of it.

    • make her purrr

      Agreed, and it feels amazing!

    • Jennifer Wilson

      Roll your tongue into a tube (if you cannot do this, forget about it because it is genetic and you can’t learn it). This technique works best in an inverted or 69 position. Roll your tongue into a tube around her clitoris. Slide it back-and-forth; in effect, your tongue is doing something similar to a woman’s vagina around a man’s penis. This is likely to bring any woman over the edge to an explosive orgasm. —http://tinyurl.com/n5lztz2

      • Roshni

        That technique is terrific. It is exactly like a vagina riding a penis. I always make my man do this while eating my pussy.

  • Martin Koenigsberg

    All day- NFG. Might be my favourite activity….

  • BlaBlah

    “#1: Tell her she is beautiful and mean it.
    #2 Stop and appreciate her unique flower
    #3 Women are more verbal: Talk to her beautiful pussy”

    What’s next? “#4: Invite her unique flower a dinner with candle lights”?
    And what’s if he’s short? Will she have compassion with his unique weenie?

    • sendsumthengood

      Lmao

  • YoungHova

    After reading this all I can think of is Key and Peele “Take a peach and practice” – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyViuXFyIE4

  • Ferdinand Ramos

    dam, all this talk about eating pussy makes me so f’ing horny. especially towards the end where you talk about don’t stop and multi-orgasmic women. i think i love eating pussy more than fucking. the only part you left out was when if you do it right she ejaculates all over your face and hair, soaks your mustache and beard and even the bed. i love when afterwards the sheets are soaked right thru to the mattress and i start goofing on her about “look what you did to the mattress”. i know everyone is different but for me that level of intimacy comes from the closeness of the relationship, how intimate we are outside of the
    bedroom brings on all this other good stuff. and i always feel so special and privileged because she shared that intimacy with me. she gave me something special and unique. to me, privately. she trusted me enough to be able to just
    release herself and reward me with that essence, her ambrosia, her “little water”. makes me horny just thinking about it.

  • hhghhg

    nigga i eat pussy all the time

    • Ciara Raven Blaze

      well, now you know how to do it right.

      • http://www.idonateotherpeoplesorgans.com/ BargainBob

        Doing it right is important.

  • Tasha

    PLEASE PLEASE FELLAS BEFORE YOU FINGER HER WASH YOUR HANDS THOROUGHLY AND GET UNDER THEM FINGERTIPS….HER PUSSY IS JUST LIKE YOUR MOUTH…YOU WON’T PUT YOUR DIRTY FINGERS IN YOUR MOUTH SO DON’T PUT YOUR DIRTY FINGERS IN HER MOUTH DOWN THERE (HER PUSSY)

    • Garrett

      And guys, trim your fingernails before going down on a lady. That goes along with Tasha’s advice of washing your hands (and washing under your fingernails).

  • Farty Fartsalot

    Unless she’s dry, it’s pointless to eat a girl out…
    Flame away.

    • sendsumthengood

      If she’s dry eating her pussy would be the perfect thing to do. She be wet with your saliva first and if your doing it right you’ll start tasting her own natural wetness seeping out

      • Farty Fartsalot

        Yeah, but why would I want to have sex with someone that can’t get wet for me? Just like women are insulted when guys can’t get hard for them.

        • Elsantiago

          You wouldn’t because it’s clear indication of what a lousy f**k you are. Poor idiot. Now go get better.

  • Blade Brown

    i love eating pu$$y

  • Kevin Getz

    You know, EVERY woman in the world, all 3.5 billion or so, simply because you share the same biology? How presumptious and categorizing, genderizing, like racism. .divide people into us and them

  • Kevin Getz

    You say in one sentence that each woman is unique, but in most others give general advice as though they are basically all the same and like thee same things, it might amaze you, go against received wisdom that evryone KNOWS, but not everyone enjoys getting head, even some men don’t, I am one..so I know. Although you will come back with, you are a woman, therefore of course you know everything about every woman.

    • Ciara Raven Blaze

      well, yeah. she knows the basics of just about every single biological cis-woman in the world by being one. and she also recognizes that once you get past the basics. not that hard to do.

    • zara

      Indeed I love being touched, fingered (with clean fingers indeed lol) but tongue is a major turn off for me, the article didn’t sound good at all (tongue in the vagina awefull!!!), I hate the feeling and it never worked to the surprise of some “expert” lovers, some women actually hate it, and it’s also ok for a guy not to like it, many other things to do. All different, sorry experts, technique doesn’t work, feeling does.

      • Roshni

        Nothing can substitute the awesome cock.

  • Michael Brown

    women and men should have taken a shower or be thoroughly cleaned before you can have sex. I don’t want to eat your dirty smelling pussy

  • Michael Brown

    you know you would think a woman would I be all cleaned up before they even get in the bed with you not knowing if your man is going to go down there or not so and Casey he does decide to go down there you should at least already have it clean before you got into bed with me anywhere. who really wants a dirty pussy

    • Ciara Raven Blaze

      you never know–there are some really, really, really kinky people out there. x_x

      • http://www.amazon.com/Ross-Allaire/e/B00IQFEEGW Batman Inaction Figure

        Or people with no sense of taste or smell. Just saying.

    • sendsumthengood

      Offer to douche her as four play

      • Buff Stud

        *foreplay, as in before… not necessary to douche, just a nice warm shower will do.
        My woman says that douching desensitizes the exterior of her lady parts for a little while afterwards also.

  • Chris

    Gots too lick it before stick it

  • Roe

    This is the best article I’ve read on how to really pleasure a woman. Got damn. Bookmarked. Lol

  • just2learn

    Very interesting lesson and I have gone through each step, I read it several time and I wouldn’t even tried to post anything on here until I have got the lesson and found the big difference, honestly, I wasn’t into giving cunnilingus at all and after I came through this lesson, I started to think about it, then I went into some health website to check if it was healthy or not, and when I found it is ok to eat a p***y, I have done this lesson almost step by step for first time, I wanted to give it a try and after couples of week, I really started to enjoy it, it has changed my sexual life and it gives me more pleasure, I never expected that I will love getting down on a woman and lick her dry, it is amazing, at the end I would like to thank the writer and the publisher for sharing this with us, and finally … guys if you have a clean woman and who deserves to be treated as a queen, give her this experience and believe me you will enjoy that almost as much as her.
    Again …Thank you and I love it.

  • Murfle-Furfle

    This 20 y/o swedish fella pretty much copied your text and writes as if its his own thoughts. Hes not even referring to the book as a source. Its copyright theft. U can find him on Facebook. His name is Ben Mitkus or watch his blog. Translate the text from this link. http://finest.se/benmitkus/2015/03/30/jagfickhenneattkomma/ I hate copyright theft. He uses it to attract women more or less.

  • Murfle-Furfle

    Some 20 y/o swedish fella pretty much copied this text and translated it to swedish and added some of his own sh*t. He’s pretty much claiming that it’s his own thoughts. Imho it’s copyright theft when he’s not even referring to the book, the source, if u ask me. You can find him on facebook. Ben Mitkus. Or find him at his blog: http://finest.se/benmitkus/2015/03/30/jagfickhenneattkomma/

  • Sam Harrison

    Thank you…. As embarrassing as this is to say, I am still a virgin, but I want to lick my fiancé out after we get married in two months and are on our honey moon. She knows I’m a virgin, because she is one as well, but I digress this will help in helping me get her off. I wanted our stay in Rome to be special.

    • Barney Haynes

      How did it go?

  • Isabelle

    My boyfriend and I have been dating for about a year now. He has had problems with finishing before I do. It killed his confidence, and was killing our relationship. It wasn’t until my boyfriend started trying this natural way a couple weeks ago. I can honestly say that it has made a HUGE difference in the bedroom for us. I can tell that he feels more confident during sex and of course I enjoy it twice as much.

  • Theac

    Thank you! Thank you Thank you! My wife and I have not had any kind of sex in more than seven years. This morning I decided to make it all about her. Didn’t care if I got any benefit at all. So I looked this up while she was still asleep. When she woke up I made my move. I went to town on her beautiful flower. Sucking. Kissing. Licking. It was awesome! Again, no ulterior motive just to get her off. She appreciated it and then fucked my brains out. It was a long time cumming, literally and figuratively. Thank you again!

  • ra232

    The pussy is the source of life and we must worship it :-) In all truth I have not found anything quite as wonderful as a woman’s vagina in the world. Lets face it we men are in their power no matter how much we deny it.

    • Bre.

      I want to give you a big kiss on the cheek for realizing this!

  • HQUE

    My Queen’s pussy is magnificent, and immaculately taken care of…. I absolutely love eating her pussy, as well as her entire ebony frame…. I feel sorry for you men with immature, filthy women….

    • Bre.

      Ebony is the best. :)

  • Bill

    This is all beautiful. But I wish 95% of women would clean their pussy so I could even think about eating it. It’s fucking insane how dirty girls are down there.

    • guest

      Give it a lot off attn. in the bath. Be thorough. I have NEVER been with a man that didnt worship my Kitty. If your man aint going down, listen to Bill !

    • Jen

      Haha! Too funny!

    • Laura

      Same goes for dicks…

    • Bre.

      Now I am worried about where your face has been…

  • georgiypotulov

    “some are tucked inside like a little girl’s cunnie and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. ”

    You expect me to like the second one? Not sure if its your writing or the appearance or both, but that was a little off putting!

    • Bill

      Amen. There are some fucked up pussies out there and I’m not going to lie to a girl to make her feel special.

      • Misspriss

        Lol you guys are cracking me up.. be nice trust me you gotta slay a couple dragons to get to the queen but hey everyone has taken it for the team a time or 2!

        • Chris

          Sometimes you just gotta get down and dirty

        • BlaBlah

          “all pussies are special”… but in our case size matters? don’t make me laught

  • Louis

    Talking about eating pussy… Last night I ate my wifes beautiful pussy till she came… It was mind blowing I tell you… It is really the number one stimulant for woman… And guys, start falling in love with eating your ladies pussy!!! It will make you a god in the bedroom…

    • Jtp

      I haven’t ate my new gf yet! But so far so good my fingers and D has done fantastic work. I got her off 14times, our sex life is

      • Bre.

        You go boys!

  • John Love

    To prepare for the event, we ate fresh pineapple a day before.
    For now, I let my tongue do the job, I am a bit nervous on using my fingers. Wow, until then, I didn’t know that a pussy can move when stimulated.

  • John Love

    Thank you for the info.
    I can’t wait to try it on my girlfriend.

  • J. H.

    I want to give the girl in the video a yoni massage.

  • Faisal Shamas Shamas

    well i guess eating pussy is one the best thing in sex. when ever i get the chance to have sex my first thing is too get her attentions to do different things. i move my hand all over his body and start kiss her neck for couple of mints and than moved into her lips.i always prefer to have long french kiss and during that time my figure is always inside of her pussy, after the french kiss is always lick her legs between the pussy and one time she cant control herself and move my face to her pussy. and when i start sucking her pussy it was almost wet and i really enjoy to drink her pussy juice. sucking pussy is one of favorite part in sex therefore i always sucking the pussy min 30 mints in different styles and during that time she cum twice which is really good. for me sex is more important and enjoyable than fucking, i guess with this reason she cant go anywhere she have a boyfriend but she told me he is not good as much as i am. i am very romantic man and romantic man’s are always knows how to make our girl happy.

    • georgiypotulov

      Sounds like you have it down to a science! Just follow your ‘heart’.. or shall I say dick on this one! :p

    • indian

      One adoubt I am unmarried pussy juice means either liquid or urine

  • secret74

    I could have wrote this myself. Pretty much everything you said, I do. It turns me on to get my woman exited! The more exited and pleased I make her, the harder I get. I love licking that sweet beautiful pussy till she can’t stand it anymore, and grabs me by the head and says, FUCK ME! Oh Yeah! Didn’t know I was so rare.

    • georgiypotulov

      Sounds like you are only trying to convince yourself (As well as others) that you like, pussy…. Lol

  • screamer

    I wish my man would eat pussy I miss it so much we have been together for 2 years and he has only done it 7 times

    • Faisal Shamas Shamas

      ohhh dear…thats not good at all. when ever i get the chance to have sex first thing i eat pussy more than 20 mints and i love to drink pussy juice. its one of my favorite. every one can fuck but not every can be good in sex. fuck and sex is two different things.

      • Bill

        Thank you Borat.

    • Nasr4022

      I’ll do it for you :)

    • Gary

      I would love to do for u

    • Josephine Douglas-Paige

      Teach him or leave him!

      • Bill

        Who in their right mind would eat you out?

        • Bob Houston

          lmao

        • Bre.

          Why would you say that ? Just because she isn’t your preference doesn’t mean she isn’t anyone else’s. Geez.

          • Heather

            I’m with you Bre… It just shows what type of person Bill is. He tries to make himself feel better by cutting other people down. He has nothing better to do with his time.

    • Bob

      i’d eat you all the time, most men want a blowjob n give nothing back, I love the taste n sensations of a womans legs locking my head in place as she cums for me! yes I’m a man slut I’ll eat a woman to multiple orgasms n make her pass out on occasion, but I must add a note; do not forget to lick her asshole guys,if you want the best head in return teach yourself to enjoy eating her assyou’ll be amazed how much they want to return the experience to you oh she’ll call you to tell you come get some more

    • Bill

      Maybe it’s bc you stink down there? Duh.

      • Heather

        That was a pretty immature response. It may be because he’s unsure of himself and his capabilities…he might just be nervous that he’s not doing it right.

    • Chris

      Come to DADDY.. I’ll have my mouth and your pussy so juicy

  • Ramesh

    I had a chance to suck pussy of my female office manager, One day i was searching on Google and by mistake some porn site was open she was aside me and smiled. I said it is interesting and if u want i can try for you as she never had such experience and almost agreed but was unaware of such fun. I took her in my car and parked on a hilltop road side. I removed her lower cloths and started sucking her pussy and she screamed with pleasure and hold my head tightly between her legs and i believe she had a super orgasm. once finished she said it was amazing …. i could not fuck her pussy because i got an urgent call to go back. She was feeling so tired and i dropped her near her home by 4 pm she said that she fall sleep instantly upon reaching home. at around 8 pm she called me and described the heavenly feeling which was first time in her life…. our similar affairs lasted for almost 3 year and now she moved she still says that this was her greatest time in life and she cant forget that feeling…..

    • experince

      hahahahah dude,by sharing this store,do u feel better now?? are all those insecurites gone now? 😉
      just and advise – don’t make up things, experience them…..and then when u share them,they will be more believable.

      • georgiypotulov

        Lol, give him a break! Considering he is only 9, that is some really good grammar!

      • Waka

        LMAO!!!! was thinking the exact same thing… Must have been an amazing dream HAHAHAHA

    • CooIStoryBro

      Cool story bro. Too bad it’s all bullshít.

    • CooIStoryBro

      Cool story bro. Too bad it’s all b u l l s h i t.

  • Tony

    I fantasized about eating pussy as early as age 13 although I was a late
    bloomer. I was a virgin until I joined the Navy at age 18.
    Unfortunately my first experience was with a beautiful yet smelly young
    lady. I was young and dumb then and don’t know what her problem was but
    suffice it to say, my oral dreams of eating a pretty pussy weren’t
    realized at that time. Later, when I got married (to someone different)
    my dreams were once again dashed due to her poor hygiene. I’m not proud
    to say that 12 years later I met someone and had an affair which
    resulted in a divorce. The good news is, my new partner not only enjoyed
    having her pussy licked, SHE REQUIRED IT!

    After meeting her, it
    wasn’t long before my cunnilingus dream and education began. I loved
    everything about this woman. I’m not that tall (only 5’9″) so her 5’0″
    stature added to the excitement. Oddly enough she wasn’t what I would
    call pretty but she was the SEXIEST woman I’ve ever met. She had the
    most perfect breasts and butt on the planet and her pussy was pristine!
    All my previous experiences had involved women that, for one reason or
    another, were objectionable to my nose (down there) but with this young
    lady, I had found my dream girl. I’m getting aroused just remembering
    her.

    We had sex EVERYWHERE! At work, in the car, out in the
    woods, in the dressing room at Victoria Secrets and of course at home in
    bed. I am so thankful that I met her and I don’t mind saying I loved
    her with all my heart and soul. (had she not been so promiscuous, I
    would definitely have married her) but despite her extracurricular
    activities during our relationship, we were together for fifteen years
    which were the most intense sexual years of my life.

    During our
    time together I experimented with many of the techniques you mention
    above and you are so right. I would always tease her clit for awhile
    before getting down to business to make her cum. I found that long
    gentle licks on each side of her pussy lips drove her insane. I would
    gradually move over to the lips themselves, cupping my tongue, starting
    at her butthole and encompase both pussy lips as I slowly traveled up
    towards her pearl, moistening lips and pussy as I went. This would
    always get her to start grinding towards my mouth, moaning and breathing
    hard. Prolonging this activity, in almost every case, resulted in her
    eventually grabbing my head with her hands and forcing my mouth onto her
    clit. Once she did that, her orgasm was eminent. Her orgasms were so
    erotic. She wasn’t a screamer or a talker (which made me happy). I find
    too much noise during sex, distracting. She had the softest moan
    intermingled with her gasps for breath. Pfizer would go out of business
    if every woman was like her (in my opinion of course). The visual
    dynamic she presented when naked accompanied by the sounds and motions
    created by her orgasm always had me rock hard when it was my turn to
    satisfy myself by entering her hot, wet, pulsating pussy.

    Soon
    after getting involved with her she encouraged me to prolong my own
    orgasm by slowing down when I got close and sometimes pulling out
    temporarily to let it back off just long enough to get back in and do
    the same thing over and over. Of course we had occasions when quickies
    were desirable but for the most part, sex with this woman lasted for
    hours. Three hours was our personal best. It was like having an orgasm
    for hours, getting so close, backing off just a little then back to the
    edge again and again. She was the BEST SEX ON THE PLANET! I still have
    lunch with her on occasion and we reminisce over our exploits. I’m sixty
    years old now and still very much sexually active but have never found
    anyone that comes (excuse the pun) even close to her sexually. She is
    every man’s dream!

    • Natalia

      What do you mean she was not pretty but still sexy? Is that what they call “butterface”? ( ugly face but hot body)? I guess you can always use a pillow to cover the face in bed lol

      • Tony

        She wasn’t ugly, just wasn’t what I would call pretty. He facial features were not exquisitely feminine. Her lips were thin, her nose was a bit on the large side and…. not to be too judgmental here, but since you asked, she had buck teeth. LOL. Her body however was proportioned in such a way that SEX was the first thing to cross your mind upon seeing her. I’m just sayin…

    • georgiypotulov

      I think most of us encountered the smelly ones the first time.. Shit, I smelled like cat nips times 100 my first time.. :-/

  • Camil

    Maybe she’s just insecure about her vagina. I’ve heard this being an issue aftet giving birth. Instead of confiding in you its easier to say she doesn’t like it. Just a thought.

  • NYNiggasBabymamasLookLikeThis

    I SUCK MAD DICKS B

  • Max Maxed

    I really love eating out my gf, she tastes amazing and looks amazing and that works much better for her than just sex. But recently she read somewhere that HSV-1 which is a cold sores most of us have can turn into genital herpes on her vagina if I give oral sex to her even if I don’t have actual sores on my lips. And it can later affect pregnancy in a bad way. It sounds like nonsense as 65-90% of the world population have HSV-1 virus and lots of them lick their girls and I don’t think it causes problems to anyone as soon as you don’t do it when you have an actual sores outbreak on your lips. But she’s determined about it and now I can’t do nothing with her pussy and anal area too. That is so lame, I miss it so much. And simple sex doesn’t get off neither her, nor me. :/

    • Jenna Ice

      That sounds like a silly excuse she came up with to block her own insecurities. I would talk to her about it…

    • adams

      Talk to her and if she still adamant, find another woman. Im sorry but ‘some women act that way because of what they read, or what their friends said, or what they’ve heard on some magazine or news – and not realise that media tries to condition people into fear, and some fall for their news. It’s why it’s difficult even when approaching a woman due to social pressures so women have to communication in a sub-communication way.

      There are plenty of women on the planet Max. If you really like her, be patient, talk to her, help to educate her, but if it comes to a stage where it’s not going to happen, you’ll need to decide to either stay and knowing she’ll never change which can work against the relationship or leave, and find another woman who isn’t insecure and living in fear.

      • ra232

        If she is like Adam Adamant then find a woman. Go listen to Adam Adamant’s opening credits.

    • Max Maxed

      We talked and I did a research. I also showed her my tests. And explained that herpes one never becomes herpes 2 and she has nothing to fear about, except for having it in her organism. We love each other and she agreed with me. And now I can keep pleasing her every time we meet, I truly love doing that, she’s so amazing.

    • ra232

      She should get vaccinated and you get to keep on eating. I get the desire to eat out of my gf’s both ends. I got to say that the rear end tastes even better.

  • Jenna Ice

    Ew. Lol

  • RetweetLister

    Thank you for this. There’s always room for improvement and, this IS the greatest hobby on Earth. :)

  • Mary

    This article is great!
    My husband is great at oral sex. The best I have ever had was one time he put together a lot of items in this article.
    He ate my pussy on dog style, which I have never experienced before. He started licking my lips and his tongue felt like velvet against my skin. It was so warm and smooth. Then, he moved to the clit and started massaging it using the tip of his tongue. It was gentle and consistent, which made me warm up quickly. Before I realized, he was tongue-fucking me, and yes, it felt divine! It was unexpected, it made me feel empowered knowing he wanted me that much. He quickly moved back to the clit, sucking it while alternating the pressure. I started moving my hips back and forth while he sucked me, which made everything move to a whole new level. At that moment, I surrendered. I was his, he was in charge, and my mind was 100% at the moment. I was giving him my body and he was my master.
    After that, everything was a blur. I had multiple orgasms and he licked my juices every single time. I was making loud, animal sounds and didn’t care. It was my body’s response to that amount of pleasure I was given. We finished with penetration and he came like the God he is.
    I was still breathing heavily, in a daze. We sat in front of each other, my legs wrapped around him. I put my head against his chest, he kisses the top of my head and tells me how much he loves me. Voila! The perfect ending to the best fuck of my life.

    • Jenna Ice

      WOW. I’m so jelous! Lol. My boyfriend licks pussy so good too. I mean SOO good. But he never does it long enough! Thats the thing about men they cum so quick, especially him hes like 1 minute kind of guy and its so frusterating.

      • commonsenseisnolongercommon

        Let him know how you feel. If he cares about you, he will want to do everything possible to maximize your enjoyment. Just as no two women will have the exact same time to orgasm (hopefully achieved), not all men will have the same time to finish. I am average size, with an average build – but I need a minimum of 15-20 minutes and can last over an hour before finishing if my GF wants to keep going. Again, let him know how you feel.

        • Jenna Ice

          I let him know all the time, he just can’t help it.

      • Mark

        Get him interested in keegles. I swear, they’re a man’s 2nd best friend (dogs are still #1). If he works the sphincter muscle (the one that stops a urine stream mid-evacuation), clenching it as he slowly inhales a breath, then releases on exhale. Ten reps, Ten times a day. After two weeks, his muscle will be strong enough to stop ejaculation. Instead of a minute, he might go five minutes, then clench…. and after his heart rate calms (it’s essentially a mini orgasm), he has five-ten more minutes of sex. He should be able to repeat this for hours. It’s the best trick I’ve EVER learned. Premature ejaculation is easily fixed with strengthening this muscle. That way, you don’t have to try and curb your attraction, you will be free to go wild on each other without the fear of all the fun ending!!!

        • Jenna Ice

          Thanks!! I will have him try this… so does he hold breath during urine mid stream or orgasm?

        • 0utsp0ken

          I have to be careful when I use the keegle like squeezes rhythmically on his penis while he is inside me not to get carried away and shoot his penis flying out of my vagina.

      • http://home.nra.org/ mallenby

        If I can’t eat pussy for AT LEAST an hour I feel deprived. There is not another man In this entire universe that can kick pussy like me. My girl loves it but says she feels tired from all the big O’s. When she’s about to cum i stop and bite her thigh to keep her from cumming so i can eat her longer. There is nothing I’s rather do than make that pussy drip like mad while I suck that sweet pussy. I wish there was a super bowl of pussy eating so I could collect the trophies. I was quite simply put on this Earth to eat pussy. I need to find a few women that simply want me to cum over, make them cum30-40 times and teach them to RELAX and love their bodies.

        • georgiypotulov

          Oh, and i love kicking pussy as well.. :p

        • georgiypotulov

          Make sure they drink lots of water too! haha

      • Butcher

        I am with one gf for over a month. I am very durable at sex. I gave her 4 orgasms, and fifth was on his way, but she can’t hold it no more. That party last for 2 and a half hour. But i have never cum, and that’s big problem for her :) I am ideal for porns, by the way i don’t use Viagra. Tell your boy, when you have sex, to think how he drive bike, car or similar. Then he will last longer. I don’t have to imagine, i have god’s gift.

        • Jenna Ice

          Yeah none of that works. Lol He’s like 2 pumps and he’s done I’ll be lucky to get 3 mins out of him. I’d be offended too if I was your girlfriend, no offense. Women are satisfied by you being satisfied. I’d rather have my bf nut too quick then none at all, no offense to you at all but thats a deal breaker for me. Do you do this on purpose or do you have issues with it or what?

          • georgiypotulov

            Every time he’s about to cum, just smack him in the head randomly really hard.. Lol, that will completely put him off his game and he will have to rebuild up to the climax. Lmao

          • Jenna Ice

            That could work!

          • georgiypotulov

            I have had me not cumming into a girl one time out of the 20-30 women I have slept with.. I had sex with her for a good 45 minutes, then she sucked me off for like an hour and a half. (This was when I was only 20) I think part of it may have been because I had to go to work right after the whole thing, (Which was happening between 3-5 AM roughly) Stress was another factor..

      • ra232

        Dear Jenna,

        Please do not be upset because lots of dudes are interested. If you ever breakup with him might as well let the rest of us know :-)

      • georgiypotulov

        Gimme a chance.. i’m like 2 and a half…

    • georgiypotulov

      Lol, you weren’t giving your body, you should just stop right there with the romantic spiritual sounding horseshit! You were using him for pleasure just as much as he was using you. But I’ve gotta be honest.. You sound like you would be one great HOLY fuck!

  • morena97

    Try playing with her nipple more and during oral. I personally hate flicking.

  • Jennifer OKeefe

    As a head connoisseur, i only agree with 3 points. This pretty much sounds like a instruction guide for the man boning the author. For us animalistic folks, its easy. Quick and Dirty:
    Throw me on the bed after you ripped off my clothes and lick my nipples.
    Rip off my pants and spread my legs.
    Fingers can go anywhere, but tongue stays on clit.
    Dont leave the clit. dont “tongue fuck” ugh, childs play.
    For the love of god dont stop what you’re doing when I’m breathing that heavy.
    Boom goes the dynamite.

    • ra232

      I would appreciate some personal education if possible. Trying to get good at this takes time. An instructor will be very nice to have.

    • georgiypotulov

      I wish there were more women that could be as horny as you! Most women want to be all romantic and shit, why can’t I just rip their clothes off!?

      • Vampinkslyr

        Strangely enough although I like romance in other areas, with my husband I like it to the point! Why drag it out?

  • Daniel Baskin

    sad and lonely

  • Daniel Baskin

    Your toe looks disgusting for a cameltoe… is that a herpes blister?

  • andrewi

    What kind of partner must you be with to believe that you are happy just to eat a woman and not want anything in return. Does your partner never feel that cold towards you that they don’t care if you finish or not?

  • andrewi

    We weren’t debating that, but seeing as you want to put a useless strawman into the fray, I’ll indulge and say actually a lot of the times one follows another, just like putting a little WD40 on the garage door aids you in getting your car inside.

    Some garages just like the WD40 and not the car. :)

  • Kevin Getz

    Stereotypes die very hard obviously, “all men are like this..all women are like this..” so much for being “evolved ” -in your thinking..

  • benny black

    have you tried oral with the babies father ?

  • benny black

    how lovely..

  • Tricia Perex

    Actually being 100% lesbian I had to laugh at number 4. spread her lips and find her clit? Seriously how about close your eyes snd find it while her panties ate still on. I take it this was written by heterosexual women not used to the hours of four play women give one another b4 truly touching. Silly rabid tricks are for kids . Making love has yet to be taught here.

    • Mark

      Yawn.

    • ra232

      Use GPS

  • http://SoSeZYoucanbiteme.com/ IAMFarticus!

    gggggay

  • deedee2die4

    Real women know to get this from another woman.

    • Yourafuckingidiot

      Fuck you Feminazi.. Like seriously you have no idea what kind of men are out there if this was your answer to all this.

      • deedee2die4

        Aren’t you lovely. I can imagine your style of “Talking to her pussy”. Nothing gets a woman going like Gush Limpbag misogynistic spew.

        • andrewi

          And nothing kills the future of the human race like Lesbians. I respect your decision, but the claim that “Real Women are Lesbian” is extremely illogical. Your mom was straight, and so were all your direct descendants. I would hope at least one of them was a real women, but I can guarantee they were all straight.

        • James Chadwick

          He’s got a point, even if he doesn’t express himself well,. I’m not sure what the opposite of homophobic is but you’re it. No difference between what you said and a homophobe/mysogynist saying “Real women know to get this from a man” about a lesbian. Quite disgraceful for you to condemn your fellow women as not real women because they don’t share the same sexuality you do…

        • ra232

          Don’t be an id-i-ot. Normal women like men and normal men like women. I am willing to accept your lifestyle but I am not willing to accept your demonizaton of healthy and normal sexuality.

    • 0utsp0ken

      That is just a little nasty but now a pair of good old fashioned “Helen Keller’s” with VPL front and back now that’s were it’s at. And we all know if you read her visible pussy lips using braille your pussy report is going to be definite A+ material.

    • ra232

      No actually real women want men. Confused women want women. I don’t have a problem with it and support gay marriage. I do not support a-holes who claim normal that is “natural” sex is wrong.

  • Binks

    This is so fucking bad and wrong. Either a man or a woman who’s never had good head wrote this.

    “talk to it” what the fuck?!

    • redxessence

      The tip title says “talk to it,” but the actual body of the tip says “talk to her about it.” Ugggggh, reading is so hard!

    • ra232

      I had fun talking to a vagina and plan to talk more. What is the problem with it.

  • Billy Higgins

    Sally is so limber, I wanna go down south for dinner, If there’s no fish within her, we got a winner!

    • syble

      And remember… If u cant lick it~ don’t stick it… LOL…

  • THCequivalant

    if it smells like chicken, keep on lickin’. If it smells like trout, GET THE F’ OUT

  • Richard Jeanty

    These are great tips. You can learn more tips by reading my trilogy series, Sexual Exploits of a Nympho. Book 3 will especially teach you how to make her squirt. Happy reading. http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-text&field-keywords=Sexual+Exploits+of+a+Nympho

  • titman

    fuck that, eat pussy? Suck some cock and swallow. It’s a mutually experience, you swallow I eat pussy, simple as that

  • Mr. Fister

    I like to start out by wiping my ass on her clit and just go from there.

  • Eric Gunzenhauser

    I use come to techniques with my ring and middle finger. While eating her out same time…then with fingers alternate come to ring then middle then ring then middle etc…keep in mind getting faster and faster until she’s about to cum..then quickly in and out all while licking her pussy,never remainding on the Clit for more then 2 to 3 min at a time. She has lots of other areas too. Kee in mind still one hand free to tweak nipples or choke (most girls love that)

    • n8theGr8

      Is this Gian Gomeshi?

    • Jenna Ice

      We usually just love it on our clit. If a guy moves from my clit to some where else I get pissed. Keep it on the clit.

  • Barlow

    From all over the world are many things you can do to have amazing sex, the one I chose when being with a lover, was to be on her side, first, whatever she wanted, I was for it, I would try to make her happy, and content, and the sex was great!! I had this male friend once, and this got to be a saying between us, “Women, what a good idea!!”

  • Don Juan

    bs

  • Daisy Hill

    While I can not relate to exactly how everything is done. I can say that I have to move away when the feeling is intense. #2, nothing sexually will keep me tied to anyone including the best sex of my life. #3 there are no sex slaves

    • andrewi

      #1 Logical. #2 Easily said, much harder to stick with when ‘the best sex of your life’ does come along #3 Why is every women taking this figure of speech so literally. It’s almost like feminism is making them hypersensitive.

      • redxessence

        Reading is hard, and thinking is harder. Some people aren’t cut out for the combination of the two.

    • adams

      Sex slave. Jeehs, drama. What you just said is what slave masters have said for years, “I got a choice but you don’t. I can go and come when I please BUT you can’t.” Like relationship is a one way thing and doesn’t include the other person you’re with. That’s slavery. The other person can ALSO leave you, and not be tied to you. They are not here to speak for themselves. So why don’t you talk to that person and see how it goes then.

  • Bloke

    Why would I want to worship a one night stands pussy (that likely smells disgusting). Fuck that, she’ll be getting one slung up her til I’ve fired my muck then I’m off to sleep. Too bad if she doesn’t cum.

    • Angel Martinez

      And that’s why your what we call a bitch

    • Hm.Interesting

      Don’t get all uppity cause you can’t do it right. If you can’t make proper love to a woman, try a man. You might be better with someone that has your anatomy.Obviously the art of pussy is a foreign language to you.

    • THCequivalant

      my buddy got the clap in his throat, from a one-nighty. Thought it was a sore throat, good ol’ doc proved him wrong

    • Jessica Klaus

      Uh, this was for evolved people. It even says so in the title.

    • Jenna Ice

      What a dumb ass.

    • Jenna Ice

      .

    • Alejandro Samperio

      Hey BLOKE…R U for REAL, BRO?You havent “LIVED”’ til you’ve devoted several sensuous hrs giving your tongue-talents (a LEARNED ritual, BTW) to a lady who really appreciates it! yOU’RE the one being CHEATED HERE!

  • FFL33

    First the women, eat eat eat i love it…. Do the alfabeth or right somting on her clit whit your tongue, Like i say first the women then after, it is your turn…

  • FloJong Yambao

    Can i eat pussy for breakfast! 😀

  • Harps Gotty

    Ok, so I have been sexually active since I was 14 years old. My boyfriend and I had sex at least 100-150 times and I could never orgasm. Fast forward to age 16 I have a relationship that lasts 4 years and not once in those 4 years did I orgasm – I was so frazzled and sexually frustrated by that point that we went a solid 3 months without sex and he found it elsewhere. Unbeknownst of that I had his baby and I strongly suspect giving birth moved my g spot making it easier to get to. I met an asian man in his mid 20’s in a bar who was the funniest, smoothest talker no hint of an accent, he bought the nicest cocktails on the menu and being shy I was shocked at how easily I could chat to him. We went to his hotel with the permission of my friends and had a bubble bath together, then he massaged my back with oil while I was on the bed and started kissing my thighs while I was still on my belly, slowly moving up to my vagina. Then he turned me over and kissed my chest and belly all while still talking occasionally so there wasn’t awkward silence. I was soo relaxed when he started to give me the most amazing head. He did have a very small penis so he closed my thighs and inserted it while grinding our hips together (with a condom, I didn’t have to ask unlike with other guys) and by then he hadn’t fingered me which usually causes me to dry up and I just don’t like it so I was so wet I hadn’t been this wet since my first few times I’d ever had sex. When I had my very first orgasm I was in a haze afterwards and I was so happy/relaxed. I still get a sigh of relief at having met him and slight envy at women who get to have that regularly. As my ex of 4 years preferred to be submissive in the bed I in turn would like to be dominated next time around so I can definitely agree with the part about becoming the sex slave of the man who can give me great head and make me orgasm. I just have no idea what he’s going to look like.

    • Bloke

      An asian man with a small penis, who would have thought?

      • Jenna Ice

        Lol. It’s the reason she came.

    • bob

      Wow, todays classy women. It doesn’t get much better than this…

    • steve

      i love eating pussy. turns me on to make a girl have an orgasm with my tongue. the reward is i get to put my hard cock in her so dripping wet pussy and get mine

    • Jenna Ice

      Hold up. I just wanna say that your gspot wasn’t moved from child birth. As soon as you said he was asian I knew it was because asian men have small penis. It’s true. The ones I’ve been with had small penis as well. Our gspots are close like 3-4 inchs inside of us. I usually have my boyfriend stick just the head in, or when he fingers me when I use my toy makes me cum every time. He has a huge dick so I like it when he sticks just the head in. Its because of our gspots being not that far in. So the fact that he had a small penis made you cum, love. Lol

  • Edward Savage

    Fuck her right in the pussy!!

  • Blake Johnson

    In all honesty 70% of the pussy I have eaten has tasted fucking disgusting. Some of them to the point of dry reaching while doing it and trying not to show her that I am about to puke all over her manky pussy. So I just don’t go down there anymore unless I have scouted the area previously and given my fingers the sniff test.

    How about an article on explaining to women how to clean your v-jay-jay properly so us men might feel more comfortable engulfing our faces in them??? Don’t expect us to get creative if you smell and taste like a fish market at the end of a warm day.

    • robertluketic

      Then better luck not ducking whores and dirty sluts! Shower them first! All my pussy tate good, and nothing here was new to me! This is why my ladies allways come back;)

    • Anthony

      Blake. Sorry to shoot you down mate, but just because it doesn’t smell like roses does not mean it isn’t clean. Just because her vagina smells does not make her some vile disgusting being. Vaginas are self-cleansing and they constantly ooze discharge to keep themselves clean inside. It’s healthy and perfectly natural for this to happen. Plenty of women have gotten extremely ill trying to douche their vaginas with water or worse to clean them under the assumption they aren’t clean. It’s bullshit, plain and simple.
      If you’re in the heat of a moment and your fella pushes you down on the bed ready to eat you out the last thing you really want to think about or say to him is “Sorry, just let me go clean my vagina for any discharge before you eat me out”, mainly because people have the misconception that a vagina is just like the ones in porn, perfectly shaven and glistening clean.
      As an uncircumcised guy I get nasty stuff occasionally build-up under my foreskin that I’m sure a girl wouldn’t want to put in her mouth. This doesn’t make me some vile disgusting being because it can happen in a very short space of time. I don’t wash my dick every few hours on the off-chance that I’ll get lucky. I wouldn’t expect anyone to assume I’m disgusting because of it.
      It’s just natural. At the end of the day there’s nothing wrong with it and people should not feel bad about it. How would you feel on the flip-side if a girl said your dick tasted disgusting and needed washing? It’s harsh. People should try to be more understanding about these things and not so ignorant. If things like this bother you just politely talk to your partner and nicely tell them you don’t think they’re disgusting or anything, but you’d appreciate it if they cleaned up a little before you give them oral.

      • Aaron

        lol im uncircumcised n I wash it everyday but I don’t get that nasty stuff ever since I started washing it properly as a KID with soap n water in the shower,,, anyways, just saying AHAHAHA good 1

      • Kristin Todd

        So true. At least some men do their research. I’d rather have sex with someone who has a brain and has a little knowledge on the female body.

      • Bre.

        Wow thank you for being an evolved man. This Stereotype of women smelling is one I never understood. Do men smell so great?

    • douche

      And you men don’t think you taste fucking disgusting as well?

      • ra232

        I wouldn’t know. I only know how women taste and they all meet my approval. Time for breakfast so got to run and eat.

    • douche

      Well don’t expect a blow job then cause most of you men taste disgusting as well. Ever think of that, huh??!

    • YeahThat’sRight

      Have you ever tasted cock and cum? Suck it up!

    • Jason Mazur

      Says more about you and your taste in women (no pun intended)

      • Lauren

        You punny guy!

    • Day

      Im sure you expect your dates to put your nasty dirty cock n they’re mouths ? Well I completely agree w the comment below.why don’t u taste ur own cum before u talk shit? Asshole

    • uniquename72

      You are seriously dating the wrong women. “Fish market”? I’ve only smelled it once and GTFO.

      Stop meeting them at Walmart and you’ll be fine.

    • Angel Martinez

      I agree a lot of women smell like my husband told me that’s why he liked me because my pussy smelled amazing but guys dicks smell just as bad an taste even worse but it’s called musk it doesn’t mean there not clean it’s the body’s natural Oder you need to grow up kid pussy an dicks have a smell it’s natural

      • https://www.facebook.com/SaskatchewanRailways?ref=hl Mark David Zulkoskey

        “I agree a lot of women smell like my husband”…punctuation can be your friend :)

        • ra232

          Ahem! That is a bit odd say the least! Lots of women smelling like her hubby

    • Jody

      Where the hell are you getting your women from? Vaginas clean themselves you don’t need to clean them, only the outside. If 70% of all pussy you’ve eaten stinks of fish then all those women had B.V. Our some other gross infection making it smell bad. Every man who eats me out says it tastes great.

    • mrXander

      You’ve certainly exposed yourself here – and it doesn’t smell too good either.
      If that tone/attitude is at all evident when you are with real live women, not just throwing out sad generalizations about their genitals from the safety of your computer screen, then you will certainly encounter more of the same in your future; rather than the delicious treats most of the rest of the men, and women, in these comments are enjoying.

      (“Fishy smell” occurs only with Bacterial Vaginosis – an easily treatable (NOT with washing etc) imbalance.)

    • Anna

      It’s true vaginas clean themselves (we have two organs that clean themselves: vagina and the eyes), but many women don’t wash the outside part properly or daily. I use vaginal feminine wash for down there and never wash it with body wash or soap. It makes a huge difference, keeps it cleaner and smells better for longer hours. I always wash before I’m with a man, it takes 30sec to just wash down there while on the toilet. If the outside smells like fish, it’s not because any weird bacteria, it’s the moist that makes the outside part a bit smelly 6-8h after the shower. All pussies smell of fish if not washed for 8hours. If it smells really really bad than it might be a bacteria or the woman might not have washed her VJ for over 36h, which it’s gross. Blake, sounds like you are picking cheap, low class women if 70%of them taste disgusting. Sounds like you are desperate for pussies. This makes you less desirable to girls like me and others that are super clean and as a result taste pretty good.

      • ra232

        Washing the vaginia is the job of the man with his tounge :-)

    • Vampinkslyr

      I assumed all women cleaned thoroughly in the shower…

  • Anon

    While the steps in this are for the most part accurate and all, I do take some major issues with this article too:

    1)Objectification – saying that if a guy gives good head will mean women will not be able to resist him implies that women have almost no capacity for complex thought which is obviously wrong (and if anyone takes issue with this, be ready to learn some very hard lessons in life from some very strong women).
    2) Rape culture – Yeah, I know this is being talked about but for good reason. The conversation posted by Milan below points to the major issues in how women are viewed as objects and not humans. This objectification pointed to above, and perpetuated by saying things like “she will be your slave” “she will not be able to resist” etc., will make rape more common if people do not realize how wrong it is. What I am trying to get at is that if a woman turns down someone, maybe even someone she is already dating, and they think that they have some right to get sex from her because she has previously consented or because she “will not be able to resist” then it leaves room for rape to happen. Rule of thumb: if she says no, it doesn’t matter if she had consented before, it means no and you are committing rape if you ignore that. If she cannot say no (because of being drunk or otherwise incapacitated) then it is rape. I am sick and tired of seeing women whose lives have been ruined by men who think that they had some right to sex when they didn’t. This is a major issue, and to suggest women lack agency only perpetuates this.
    3) Emotions – This is implied more in the latter portion of the article. It should be made clear throughout that not only do not all women want all sexual acts, but not all women want or need extensive emotional attention during or after sex. Some do, but some don’t. To make it seem like all women do comes across as needy or weak, as if all women need a man to make them feel good about themselves. I am not saying that wanting attention after sex is weak or needy, but the suggestion that this is somehow an inherent quality of women is degrading. Conversely, not all men want to just sleep right after sex and require some emotional attention too. This is okay. Men are allowed to have just emotional needs just like women are allowed to have just physical needs.

    Authors: I am trying to inform you of the amount of importance your words have on people. You are in a position of power, please do not abuse that right in ANY article because you do have the power to inform men and women of safe and healthy ways of seeing themselves and each other. Both men and women need to be presented as dynamic, 3D personalities with the capacity for more than just the stereotypical representation of gender roles. PLEASE TAKE THIS UNDER ADVISEMENT FROM A WOMAN WHO HAS BEEN OBJECTIFIED AND SEEN OBJECTIFICATION TOO MUCH! IT IS SYMPTOMATIC OF OUR REPRESENTATION OF MEN AND WOMEN AND NEEDS TO CHANGE IF WE ARE TO EXPECT CONDITIONS FOR EITHER GENDER TO CHANGE.

    • Bloke

      I was waiting for this sort of feminist post, the third comment down…

    • andrewi

      Oh for fucks sake, can you feminists please fuck off whilst the rest of us read. Seriously I’m getting sick of your uppity hypersensitive attention seeking one sided views. You manage to actually state that an instructional guide on how to please a woman somehow manages to disrespect women in a way that is completely and utterly idiotic.

      Look, take it from me, if you can’t apply the same complaints to men and still see them as sexist, they are not sexist. Sexism, and feminism is supposed to be about equality, and you are forgetting that.

    • El Payaso

      You’re an idiot.

    • Angel Martinez

      Lol what the fuck are you talking about like really

  • Courtney

    Seriously, ‘made her your slave by giving her the best head she’s ever had’? The fuck? Nothing wrong with dominant/submissive sex between consenting people but to tout giving good head as a way to gain power over a woman is just disgusting. I just discovered this site and was really excited about it, but I’m too turned off now to keep reading. Bye.

    • Daisy Ten

      not gaining power is about trust xD

    • andrewi

      It’s a figure of speech, cry me a river Courtney. Nobody expects any amount of oral pleasure to make anyone a slave.

      If it said “make him your slave by giving him the best head ever” nobody would have batted an eyelid, but it seems so many women have a victim complex these days that you can’t seem to notice the irony of your complaint.

    • Aaron

      couldn’t have put it better myself andrewi

    • Angel Martinez

      Omg y’all are taking the slave shit the wrong way for really get over your selves

  • Milan

    A conversation we had between me and my workmate on Skype after reading the article:

    Man 1: “When she starts to have an orgasm, for heaven’s sakes, don’t let go of that clit.”
    Man 2: sometimes they can’t take it at that point though, and push you away
    Man 1: Yeah, true
    Man 1: “This is too much, come and fuck me”
    Man 2: unlike blokes
    Man 1: “Is she going to eat it?”
    Man 2: she’s not gagging enough, the lazy bitch
    Man 1: more throat please
    Man 2: puke on it!
    Man 1: Now bring out the gimp!
    Man 2: wake up the gimp
    Man 1: “A man can get off and go to sleep in the same breath and feel no remorse, no sense of loss. But a woman by nature requires some sensitivity from her lover in those first few moments after sex.” – That’s the most annoying thing about it
    Man 1: She wants to cuddle, you want to wash your dick and smoke a cigarette, or have another glass of wine or something.
    Man 2: so true
    Man 2: everything but smoking and drinking is just fucking anoying at that point
    Man 2: you wanna hug? fuck off
    Man 1: where’s the lighter?
    Man 2: you wanna chat? fuck you!
    Man 1: check her pussy for a lighter …
    Man 2: sorry i’m busy keeping the smoke out my eyes whilst i’m washng my dick with both hands

    • anon

      Sorry but I found that comment fuckin funny & no I’m not a weak little woman. I like s uckin cock. Me n my partner have a shower then go for it for hours!!! I kniw I’m a lucky girý and he does too.

    • johnjohnjimmy

      lmao “babe where’s the ashtray/lighter/bowl?” I want a survey taken of all men on what the first thing they say after sex is. that’s probably the answer

      • Milan

        That would be quite an interesting survey!

    • DanieSpade13

      FUUUUUUUCK THAT!!! The LAST thing I want after sex is to cuddle!!! Like you were just in me…I don’t now need you on me!!! I get up, get dressed, watch TV or leave (if it’s not my place…if it is my place I ask them to leave). If the sex was good I’ll give you a high five!

  • giggity409

    Knew this stuff already, but it’s nice to know I was doing it right.
    **But here is a handy tip if you have masterd these technics, you must tell the woman to completly relax and make any motion, no pleasure movement nothing only is she allowed to moan and breath nothing more. It will take a bit longer then normal but she will be climaxing for atleast 4min..**

    P.S. This is only if you know what you are doing, orelse it will be a waste of time.

    P.P.S. My appolygise for my crappish english, hope this works out for you. 😉

  • B FLY

    Wow. A lot of men are dismissing this post….but, as a multi orgasmic woman I agree with 99% of it..minus the anal tip.

    • Vampinkslyr

      I too am multi-orgasmic. Never thought about the anal thing though…

  • R Scott LaMorte

    This article is 16 kinds of bullshit, from crap sex tips, to objectification, to massive assumptions about what women want. The worst of it is how much it seems to take a woman’s agencies and desires right out of the equation. The men who wrote this should not be allowed to write sex tips articles ever again.

    • Matthew Austin Pendleton

      Couldn’t have said it better myself.

    • Stuka

      Homeboy ain’t eatin it right ^^

      • kittendelight

        LOL!!!

    • Krisztina Lackey

      It was written by 3 women, Tammy, Linda and Nicole.

      • Gangle

        three women aren’t all women. That is just what works for them, not everyone. And that is assuming that all women even like head, which they don’t.

        • El Payaso

          She said it was written by three women because Scott said it was written by men…

    • Cass

      I think it’s a fantastic article!! It takes you through all the motions and even if you have your own method.. most guys just just start licking any old area!!

    • Marie Sorenson

      I agree. I’m a woman. I know what I like, and it ain’t half of the stuff on this list! One finger is two skinny? Maybe for the people who wrote this. One finger is plenty.

    • ra232

      They have all the rights in the world to write what they did. If you don’t agree then don’t do it. I am sick of judgemental people who think if they don’t like it then it should be banned. What do you think about the (anti)Islamic cartoons? Ban them also; how about freedom of speech or do you get to decide who gets to talk.

  • http://www.vanicemichellemedley.com Vanice Michelle Medley

    Everyone is different. Nothing can match a woman who knows what she wants and isn’t afraid to give instructions. Also, no man (or woman) should fall asleep afterwards! If that happens to you or your partner, I suggest getting some knowledge from Kim Anami on how to have more energizing orgasms. She rocks!

  • Dennis Baker

    After reading this sad article, all I could think of is that big monster from the Bugs Bunny cartoons. “I want to pet you, and hold you and call you George.” Its nonsense like this that makes sex here in the US mostly unenjoyable. Why do most people insist on faster and harder is better!? I love eating pussy and after being trained thoroughly by the incredible women of Europe who are comfortable with who they are and have no problems giving directions. 90% of this is largely over complicated is all I’m saying.

    I agree with that all women are different. 60% of women never had an orgasm and only 10% physically can’t. I believe its because both parties don’t understand simple mechanics. Why make it more complicated than it should?

    Two fingers in about 1 1/2 inches to 2 1/2 inches in “2 knuckle” rule, light pressure on the vaginal wall, may want to slowly message may not even have to. Lips around the clitoral hood tongue on the clitoris. WOW its like magic what a little pressure and slight movements of the tongue can do. Natural body response will do 90% of the work…so you’re basically a prop so she can get herself off.

    I take a lot of pride in my abilities to please because contrary to pornos…any idiot can get a guy off, it takes skill and finesse to please a woman. I’ll give my technique an 80-85% effectiveness.

    • Vampinkslyr

      Women in Europe are also generally less stressed and uptight. Maybe that’s why they don’t need all the extensive 4 play

  • Marie Lavender

    This article gives a lot of good tips. As a woman who has had a few different partners, I know that not every man knows how to do it well. Some are too rough or impatient so they can get to the final act. A few things to keep in mind: 1) A woman’s vagina is sensitive (if you’re too rough, she’s not going to like you going down on her at all and may want to avoid that part of sex). 2) Always, always keep communication open. Hopefully you have a good relationship in which talking about sex is normal and not uncomfortable. Don’t be afraid to ask what she likes before or during sex. Not every woman is going to be comfortable enough to admit things during sex because they don’t want to disappoint their partner, but a woman who trusts a man will usually let him know if something is wrong during sex (when it feels uncomfortable or painful). Do try to get a sense of what she likes before you even try anything though. Like one commenter said, if they don’t want you around their ass, so to speak, they will let you know. 3) I agree with the writer of the article on one big thing. Body cues or body language will tell you a lot. Women communicate in different ways and if you’re doing something right, you’ll be able to tell by her breathing, her moans and if her hips are moving. If you’ve accidentally done something wrong, she may shift uncomfortably, try to move away or make a sound of pain or displeasure. Pay attention to this and do not continue until you figure out what happened, and if she wants you to continue. The vagina and clit are very sensitive, and as a man, you may not be aware of how strong you are during sex. This can sometimes translate into being rougher than you intended. Just pay attention to her bodily cues.

    I also agree with another commenter about how respect is a HUGE deal. It really is. If you don’t respect a woman, how can you possibly please her? And if you don’t want to please her, why are you bothering with sex? Sex goes two ways; it is mutual. If you take care of your partner, she will take care of you. Always. A woman who is pleased with her man sexually will be more willing to be adventurous in bed. She will be affectionate and want to return the favor. I am not one for casual sex; I never have been, but it’s not a bad idea to try to get to know someone a little before jumping into bed with them. If you don’t like their personality, why are you with them? Okay, I’ll get off of my soapbox, but I still agree that respecting a woman and her body is one of the key elements to pleasing her.

    As for a woman’s “taste”, I think most women care about hygiene and will take care of themselves. However, if you’re turned off by her smell or flavor, something is wrong. You are clearly not attracted to this person as much as you thought. If you were attracted to her, you would see her vagina as something magical. Not to use anything extra personal, but my fiance loves mine. He claims I am sweet there, unlike anything he’s had before, that I taste better than other girls he has had. Diversely, I love being with him and I am more attracted to him than anyone I’ve ever been with. He is so great at worshipping my body, my “pussy” included. This makes me more willing to explore him and give him pleasure orally, something I was never really into before him. So, you see. Mutual respect, paying attention to your partner’s body, as well as their likes and dislikes with regards to sex, will go a long way.

  • drocpen

    I will caution that there is an exception to every rule. Specifically,
    be careful about #13. Some women can be overstimulated to the point
    that further stimulation is not at all pleasant. My wife is that way
    with oral sex. Once she cums that way, she wants me to stop and leave
    it alone for a little while. Other touching, kissing, and caressing is
    quite welcomed, but keep that mouth and fingers away from her pussy.

  • Llewellyn KingJames Kinnaird

    Guys please,,, don’t do it with a one night stand girl, or one your not in a relationship with,,,, Your lips will look like your from Sesame Street!!

  • Asura

    “tell her anything, but get her to trust you”
    “After you’ve made her come, made her your slave”

    The fuck is this shit?

    • Kelsey Smith

      Put them together with “and”. It makes more sense, read the whole sentence. I did a couple of times. Haha

  • Jax

    The post is great because It was wrote it in 2005. Plagiarism is not nice.

  • Sean Hersey

    My fiance and had never had an orgasm before me
    she is 37, was 36 when we met. O took the time to listen to her, to I paid attention to her body movements when I was licking the Beave. (that is our Nick name for it) but It only took me one night to accomplish what no one else had ever done. I am not saying I am all that or even trying to brag. My point is if women would tell a man what she likes what feels good and what really does it for her. It would make it so much easier for men to accomplish the Big O for our woman. I love the taste of pussy, I especially like the gooey Orgasms. I love it when my girl comes home from work and before she takes a shower, I love to lick her pussy. It does not bother me that it is dirty because it is not. It is her, her scent is what I love. Not that of the soap she uses or feminine wash. I don’t know if I am crazy or just real. But I will stick my tongue in her ass in a second. And like it. I am not well endowed so I have to be good at something else. And when it comes to licking pussy. I am as good as I can be. If I can just give one piece of advice to men. Listen to her, pay attention to her movement when you are downstairs. You’ll know what she likes by the way she moves and when you figure it out. She is all yours. Just don’t take advantage of her. Be good to your girl, treat her with respect, dignity, like she is your everything. Because if you open the door you need to walk in and close it behind you. Don’t open her up and just to get a piece of ass and then dump her
    be up front if that is what you want. There is no shame in a one night stand, casual sex. Be honest with her from the beginning.
    SEMPER- GUMBY
    Yes I am a Marine and adjusted our motto to fit me. Always flexible.
    enjoy yourself.

    • Punani Ouanani

      BTW most women don’t orgasm through penetration alone, so endowment as a source of pleasure is just a male made myth. Fuck Freud

      • Rory

        You only said ‘most women’, so not every woman. So how can it be a myth if in fact it’s not false for some women? It can’t be a myth if it sometimes is true

    • Mcruz

      Being well-endowed, for me, is very unimportant because I rarely get off from penetration alone. I can get off from getting fingered so as long as you’re as big as 2 fingers (tops) then I am sure you can produce the same results with your fiance. You are not weird for liking the way your girl smells. For me, it is a huge turn on when men like it “dirty.”

    • ra232

      Be flexible and don’t give her a hard time.

  • Hitodama

    As per the comment below, there do also seem to be a fair number of women who do not enjoy, nor even allow, oral sex to be performed on them, even though they might by content to administer it to their partner. I wonder if there are are any ladies out there who, having previously been strongly averse to getting head, later came around to enjoy it and can offer any insight into the whys and wherefores? As in, what sort of things might be behind the initial refusal (as part of an otherwise loving, relatively sexually open-minded relationship), and what were the triggers that, in your own case, brought about a change of heart?

    • Punani Ouanani

      Very simple. First of all, if you’re used to vibrators and/or your own finger, licking is going to be too “weak’ a sensation to compete with vibrations. Ditch the sex toys, sisters.

      Secondly, had I not known a rare few men who eat punani properly, the sheer amount of dudes who do it really lousy, whilst looking like they’re forcing themselves, is more than enough to Pavlov a woman into hating that crap.

      Also, of course patriarchal society at large informs us regularly our nethers are disgusting in their natural state, smelly, foul etc, porn tells us we need to be hairless, labialess, colorless, so that def affects us subconsciously

      • Mcruz

        I will never throw out my vibrators. I have used them for years and the right guy going down on me can still produce similar results.

    • douche

      I used to not enjoy receiving oral sex. I didn’t find it pleasurable at all, instead just awkward and pointless. That, and I was a bit self conscious about if I smelled or anything down there. This was until I met my new partner. He went down on me one time and I was like… my god, what is this?! It felt so bloody amazing. It made me realise that I just had a bad case of men who were terrible at it beforehand. So I think it comes down to, if a guy isn’t good at oral sex, a girl won’t like it, if he is good at it, a girl will like it. Simple as that.

    • Cari

      For a VERY long time I had an emotional aversion to receiving oral (I love giving it though) because that had been one way I had been molested as a 12-yr-old. It took sleeping with a very dominant man who reveled in my body’s reactions yet still respected me to even allow myself to receive oral. But when he did, OMG! I have never had problems with achieving orgasm from penetration (if anything I orgasm TOO easily…multiples).

  • Deidara

    If I can say one thing, its that this article starts off by objectifying women. “There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy.” As if a sexual organ is the most diversifying thing about a woman.

  • Liana

    Please, please don’t talk to me or my vagina while eating me out. Seriously, what the fuck?

    • EBZAR

      Just shows all women like different things… I know one that doesn’t like oral and I’m decent… Each one is an adventure…

    • Punani Ouanani

      RIght on. The more you talk, the less you lick. Duh.

  • Otion

    Nice

  • sushil awara

    OK I will try

  • Thutothegreat

    My woman hates oral sex :(

    • Benny Hanna

      Count your blessings

    • Hitodama

      This seems to be quite a common issue, sadly. I wonder if there are any women out there who previously were strongly opposed to getting head, but somewhere along the line came around to enjoying it can give any kind of an insight into the whys and wherefores? As in, what were the underlying issues behind the reluctance and what brought about the change of heart?

      • Thutothegreat

        What puzzles me is that the few times we had it, she enjoyed and even came. But every time I offer my services she says no. Sometimes i think it’s because she is having an affair, but she’s been like that from the beginning.

        • BTFLDSTRCTN

          I guess she doesnt feel sexy enough…

      • Sunnysuus

        For me it’s all about just having fun, and/ but I am a pleaser.. So If I’m with a guy who enjoys teasing licking and tickling just cuz he gets a kick out of it, I’ll generally get there (will feel comfortable with giving directions too).
        If however, I’m with a guy who is purely going down on me cuz ‘he wants me to come’ and is listening for every single breath change etc etc, it makes me feel ill at ease and I start ‘listening’ to my own sounds and movements.. So, it makes me self conscious, and I feel pressured to deliver.. guess what, you can try whatever technique you can think of, I ain’t gonna get there buddy.

      • Becky J

        I do not let many men go down on me, simply because many men are AWFUL at it. There is nothing worse than sitting there while somebody fumbles around your pussy, just doing what they’ve seen in pornos and expecting it to work. As the article says, it is a very very sensitive area that needs to be treated gently. And its also about variety! The same thing that gets you aroused in the first place will not get you off in the end. I have had many men just sit there and lap at my clit like a dog drinking water from a dish. And when it doesn’t work, they think doing it faster will make it any better. NO. Thats like me sitting there and just poking the tip of your dick over and over with my tongue. Its boring for both of us, and nobody gets off.
        It is discouraging for a woman, and there are SO many men who are terrible at it, that often times it is easier to say no than to subject ourselves to this torture over and over. I used to hate being eaten out as well. I was self conscious about my appearance and my smell as well. Worried about the sounds and the faces I made.. It wasn’t until I met my latest partner that I learned to finally relax and enjoy it. Now, he is great at it. But in the beginning, he was almost TOO good at it. He had a tendency to over-stimulate me. He would go to town on my overly-sensitive clit and make me shake and shudder right off the bed, clawing at the bed to get away from him. He had been with a lot of women in the past who overused vibrators and were not very sensitive, thus they liked his aggressive approach to oral sex. But I required a gentler touch. At least in the beginning. After a slow start, his skills always allowed him to get me off properly in the end. But it was good communication on both parts that allowed me to finally enjoy recieving oral sex as much as I enjoyed giving it!

    • Sean Hersey

      Does she not like to receive or perform? or both. if both you should reevaluate your relationship. cause oral is still sex
      you need to treat your body like a playground man, a lab experiment with it. Watch some porn with her.

      • Thutothegreat

        Both, I even tried playing porn for her.

  • Rafael L. Smith

    how special would a girl have to be for this to mean shit, like this has gotta be for the top 0.1% of perfect sexy girls. like a dream girl created in a lab or something.

    • Bill Murray

      A demonstration of how thoughtless douche-bags can also be selfish lovers. Cause we really need be reminded.

    • Robbie

      And assholes like you is the reason lesbians exist.

  • Christian Aragon

    This list is incomplete in a few ways, but if for no other reason than it’s only written from a recipient’s point of view, and just one recipient at that. There’s more to giving a woman great head, and keeping such a man a secret, for the long term, isn’t a good idea. Every cunni is as different as the woman who possesses it, and that can change per woman from day to day, sometimes hour to hour. The best cunni linguists have 5 great allies:

    A passion for connecting in this way

    Respecting her

    Patience

    Paying acute attention to her

    Diversity of techniques

    As with anything one must practice, practice, and practice. This is a perishable skill.

  • zigamba

    But Black people ,please get a HIV test first! I know my people tend to overexegerate everything western.

    • Sarah Tha Guru

      Please tell me that I interpreted your comment wrong, because all I can think of right now is that you come across as a racist fucktard.

      • Emile-Hadrien Filippi

        “my peole” is confusing

      • zigamba

        Lol

    • Helena_Handbasket

      How about everyone should get the HIV test first!

  • ‘Chez Rose

    yeah there the ones you leave, who stay with that for 3 years

  • ‘Chez Rose

    most men are shit at it, but there are also articles linked to this about giving mind blowing head to men, so all the articles are not just about what men are not good at

    • Mooknuts

      Wouldn’t really know mate.. I don’t read women’s think tank crap. Your comment doesn’t exactly negate what I’ve said regarding feminism though?

  • ‘Chez Rose

    a gaping twat…. WTF if she cant fit in 2 fingers she cant fit a average sized cock, let alone a big one. the article didnt say just ram them in her so saying slide them in is a given too

  • williamfuentes

    I’ve been preforming like this for decades… My ex’s have gone nuts, because, I’m going down on a new lady friend. .. Because of eating it-well, I have had attempts on my life. Now I eat scotch… cause I wanna live. …

  • sphamandla

    Amen! I’m schooled

  • Althea Dawn

    If only men would read this sort of thing!!

    • Nick Perrett

      If only women actually talked to their husbands about sexual problems.

    • anonymous

      shut the fuck up

  • Nora Gretz

    #1: Tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs.
    Okay, some woman are shy about their bodies and compliments are nice, but instead of buttering (I like coconut) them up with compliments and “tell her anythings”… how about a conversation about it? If a guy really likes going there he should say, “I really like this, want this and every thing
    associated with it.” I think for most women it is less about body issues and more about bodily issues. Make her feel comfortable in her body, not
    her beauty.
    #2 Some are tucked inside like a little girls cunnie.
    Yes, they are all different, unique and as beautiful as the women they belong to, but I like pita with hummus, not philes.
    #3 Women are a good deal more verbal than men.
    Sometimes just shut the fuck up and get to work.
    # 5,6 & 7 Generalizations.
    Enough said.
    #8 Everything you do with a woman you’re about to eat must be done gently.
    Says who? There is a time and place for everything. Gentle (rhymes with genital) doesn’t always equal kind, just as rough doesn’t always equate violence.
    # 9 & 10 Formulaic
    #11 The two finger rule?
    What the fuck? Just like all the rest of the body parts available, there is not a one size fits all statute. Fuck the two finger rule.
    #12 Symptoms?
    Signs… directives… nonverbal communications… But symptoms? We are talking about the manifestation of a women’s sexuality not Ebola. Wtf?
    #13 Don’t let go of her clit when she starts to orgasm.
    a. Sometimes do let go of her clit, especially if a woman is multi-orgasmic and capable of more
    than just a clitoral orgasm. Depending on what debauchery has been going on in a fuck session, this area might be over
    stimulated and tender.
    b. If your fingers are inside move them gently? Or not. Juice that shit.
    c. The women who wrote this are more vanilla than my beloved grandma’s secret recipe white cake.
    #14 Why the fuck did they skip over this?
    Seriously, this topic needs more talking about than any of the aforementioned and they just glossed the fuck over it. All there talk of gentle this and that. Gentle, rough, stimulated from the outside or in, or not at all. These are things to be worked out between partners, but shouldn’t be ignored.
    #15 Let me just pass the fuck out.
    I am tired. Shut up and give me space. Not all women need to be coddled and not all men can get off and just off and go to sleep. Jesus tits.

    • kijkisaan

      Haha, my man!

    • Vick Rose

      The most sensible comment on here. Every one just accepts status quo. Do what works for you and her.

  • http://afroirox.wordpress.com Losh

    If your chick has had a few kids your gonna need more then two fingers

    • Abigail Martin

      Rude

      • Lungs_of_Steel

        Someone is lacking a sense of humor.

        I bet it isn’t a guy.

    • http://afroirox.wordpress.com Losh

      So, um, my husband typed this under my shyznit thinking it was funny. It was not.

      • Jimmy Johnson

        your Husband is a Legend :)

        • http://afroirox.wordpress.com Losh

          That he is, my friend. That he is.

    • Caroline

      I don’t think it has anything to do with size of the vagina. I think your cock is too small. hopefully, you won’t wet your balls when you pee!!!

    • Vampinkslyr

      Nope. We have 3 kids and 2 fingers is perfect

  • sogladtohavereadthis

    I definitely agree with the early points. Not the talking to it bit, but the bit about making sure she is comfortable with you being down there. I can’t stress how important it is to go with her comfort level, then continuously check-in with how she’s feeling by reading her body language with different things you’re doing. Don’t ask verbally. If you have to, pause and look at her with tenderness as if to ask permission. Asking isn’t sexy. If you’re in tune, you shouldn’t need to. So many women have suffered assholes that don’t savour the vagina like all women deserve. A few other commenters have already made the point that all woman are different. Not just in the physical structure, smell, taste, the sensitivity of their vee, but also in how much of their body they like to be involved in the stimulating. What I mean is some women get off with just clit stimulation, others need a finger for help and a hand running up their body. I personally have found better success with only one finger curled upwards into the rough ceiling of the vaginal canal (about 1-2 inches in) slowly making a “beckoning” type of movement while paying oral attention to her clit. You can end up pushing quite hard and quickly on the roof of the vagina as she gets closer to orgasm, but start slow. Also, while doing this, I use my other hand spread wide on her pelvis (up towards her belly button) to help pull her clit hood up. With skinnier girls you can go under her leg and around to the belly, but with broader girls you may have to come from around the top depending on how long your arms are. I find the more you can involve the rest of her body (i.e, her legs pressing against your head, and the surface area you can carress and put under tension on her pelvis), the more she will thrust her whole body into the experience.

    • Abigail Martin

      Pro

    • Althea Dawn

      I agree

    • Christopher Mize

      Men eat women out because they desire it. Not because the woman allows it. Men must be willing to face rejection on this and women should already feel honored and turned on by it. There are women who just don’t like it and even more men who don’t as well.

    • Angelica

      Pro!!!

    • Mike Gao

      I am schooled and learned more about western love-making. it sounds crazy for most of Eastern girls. I agree with what you said. You did great and know women well!

    • Guest

      “So many women have suffered assholes that don’t savor the vagina like all women deserve.” I always find statements like that to be weird because if you reversed the genders, it would suddenly take an entirely different tone. For instance, if you said, “So many men have had to put up with stupid bitches who don’t give head regularly and savor every creamy, tasty drop of that juicy cum, like all men deserve,” most women would flip out and call you a sexist pig who “objectifies” women.

      • sogladtohavereadthis

        “Suffering assholes” was meant in relation to men that use women for their own gratification, and don’t take the time to learn to please her; be it through cunnilingus, penetrative sex, or otherwise. Women using men for sex isn’t exactly a problem that men stereotypically face. Not that it doesn’t happen, just that (and I don’t think I’m going out on a limb here) men do it more. All women deserve to be appreciated by their lover and have attention payed to them, as do all men.

        Assuming that I meant guys are dicks if they don’t eat pussy is a bit of an oversimplification.

        :)

  • Kenneth

    How do you know your girlfriend is in joking you going down on them when you are eating them out?

    • Shannon Sistrunk

      18 people liked this comment? What does it even say/mean?! Someone please translate for me!!!

  • Northern_Fire

    Don’t ask her how she likes it. Read some stupid blog instead? Mayne she wants your fist up her ass, maybe she doesn’t even like head.. idiots.

    Same goes for males… I would say 1 out of 10 women know have to really get a guy off like he wants it.

    • Abigail Martin

      Maybe she can’t be open because she’s afraid you will try to put your fist up her Ass you sick fuck watch less porn and come back to reality.

      • Carey Adrienne Jones

        Some girls like fists up their asses. Everyone has their own thing. How about you listen to the point instead of flipping out about a turn of phrase

        • Northern_Fire

          Thanks. Can’t believe only 1/5 actually got the point though. o.O

      • Northern_Fire

        1. I wasn’t talking about me, or any women I know.

        2. It was an example made for the soul purpose of validating my point that people need to talk about it.

        3 .Just because you don’t like kinky sex in one form or another doesn’t mean the rest of the women in the world doesn’t.

    • SarahD

      Ever entertained the possibility that you’re getting shitty blow jobs because you’re giving shitty head?

      • Northern_Fire

        Nope. I give excellent head.

        You know why? Because I listen to (insert female), and she let’s me know.

        Maybe you need to work on your communication skills.

    • Robbie

      If a woman says she doesn’t like head 90% of the time she’s lying and just doesn’t like the way you give head. I’ve met plenty of chicks that say they don’t like head, then sing a whole different tune after I’m finished with them. Btw, no girl anywhere really WANTS a fist up her ass, there are just some who don’t mind trying it to make you happy.

      • Northern_Fire

        1. Get over yourself. No one’s interested in hearing you brag about yourself like some fucking teenager.

        2. The fist was….brace yourself… JUST AN EXAMPLE! MY POINT was that she needs to TELL him what she wants and not expect him to red her mind, and that goes both ways.. Many women don’t like head because they feel uncomfortable, not because guys suck at it and that you somehow are the only guy in the world who can please a woman (dumb-ass)..

        Bottom line. If people talk about it. There wouldn’t be any problems.

  • 2queenhearts_5

    Love it!

  • Tim

    Great article. I followed the advice and my wife was very satisfied. She sleep like a baby last night.

  • Sean Merritt

    This article just helped me out tremendously. This should not be a fee read!!! lmao.

  • Paul Brown

    This is literally the best and most useful article I have read. I’ve become an evangelist for this piece, advising everyone to read it.

  • LarGe PacKage

    you know how to give a woman five orgasms? WHO CARES

    • Sean Cowan

      Your girl will care when you do it to her… Who do you think? lol

    • Abigail Martin

      Obviously you don’t….no matter how Large your package is you must not be a very good lover.

  • Chris

    You missed out the bit where you ask them how they like to be touched and don’t assume all vulvas are the same. For one thing I hate having mine touched gently, it feels tickley and weird and I always have to tell my partners to press harder, often several times as they’re so convinced their skills are universal. Also some people don’t like having their clits touched directly at all.

  • http://rudeassentertainment.tumblr.com/ YouStartedIt

    Many moons ago I used to have a girlfriend that smelt so bad it was like licking piss off an icecream.

    • Butch Brown

      That’s funny and relatable too.

    • Rick Steven Marchetti

      Your breath in the morning must have smelled like. …..God that’s just gross.

    • Punani Ouanani

      Because dicks smell like Japanese cherry blossoms and semen tastes like vanilla custard. Riiiight.

  • http://www.manhattandatingproject.com Manhattan Dating Project

    Charles Bukowski has already written everything about the subject :)

  • Tyler Durden

    I can’t think of anything more emasculating than going down on a woman which can lead to HPV by the way. If you want to make a woman orgasm adopt a IDGAF attitude don’t listen to what she says about her sexual needs, get yours only and then fuck her rough guaranteed suceess beta males with their placing of pussy on a pedestal will get burned in the end.

    • Aldo Thee Apache

      You and your hand must make an awesome power couple.

    • purplediamond

      I can’t think of a more pathetic self absorbed attitude!! I hope you grow up soon so your future wife is satisfied & happy.

    • Dwayne Carter

      WANKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    • Sean Cowan

      No, I’m quite sure if you’ve already given her an orgasm before you even get you dick out she’s going to be much hornier and more involved in the sexual experience, there by making your orgasm better. Not sure where you missed that bit.

    • Abigail Martin

      Go back to Iran.

      • John

        Abigail, I just scrolled down the comments to find you complaining on every other comment that you don’t like. Shut the fuck up you little slut you’re only moaning because no man wants to lick you out, you horse.

        • Sean Cowan

          And you made a DISQUS account purely so you could insult some woman you’ll never meet. How about you shut the fuck up you scum sucking camel cunt?

    • SarahD

      On the contrary, Tyler. REAL men want to please their women, and REAL men care more about their partner’s pleasure than their own. I suspect you are woefully inept, selfish, and unsuccessful in the bedroom.

  • Tyler Durden

    That was the gayest thing I’ve ever read. Don’t listen to this emasculated beta male.

    • James

      Really!!! I am trying to give some advice to help others and this is your response? If it is not for you, then that’s you and I will respect that. You come out and insult me, you apparently missed where it says on the top of this board that this is for “Grown-ass People!” I do not consider myself emasculated or anything, just the fact that I am willing to do anything to please my wife in bed! Someone who thinks like you is one of the reasons the divorce rate is so high. I guess you are someone who uses women as objects of your satisfaction, could care less for satisfying your woman as long as you get off and jump from one woman to another? Either that or you just have fun insulting people trying to have a serious discussion on here because i saw other comments of yours on here and all you seem to do is put other people down because you do not know how to truly satisfy a woman! I do not know why I bother responding, because someone like you will never get it!

      • Punani Ouanani

        Don’t feed the troll, dear.

  • Joy Dopamine

    nice article, won’t you give another one for blowjob :3

  • Sebastian Schimpf

    … and some of the comments here are HILARIOUS! OMG … so funny, so exciting!

  • Sebastian Schimpf

    Hahaha … this was awesome! Thanks for some details that I was not fully aware of. :)

  • Spot Off

    Get yours, then get out. on to the next one.

  • Matt Ragan

    You completely missed the point.

  • Rasmus

    Haha this was wonderful! Spread the love <3

  • Sel

    Also Step 0: Shower! Shower with her even if she just showered 2 hours ago! Showering is very important to relax her that there won’t be any foul smells when you’re down there speaking arab.

    There’s no time for shower? Then don’t go down on her!!! You’ll just ruin it for you both. You’ve been warned.

    • Rafael L. Smith

      yeah swear that pong can give you PTSD. be years before youre brave enough to go back in the woods lol

  • Sel

    I discovered this on my own long ago, and have done it for years. The first step should only be done if you’re in a relationship otherwise you’ll look like a sleazebag but if you don’t care go ahead since it’ll relax her and get her ready. It is basic but you have to do it way before the sexual encounter because if she’s shy about her body, and you didn’t work her up psychologically way in advance, you’ll both have a terrible time. Especially if she hasn’t been exposed to such an expert level of pussy eating since probably other men rarely go down on her. Good guide though! Great tips for both loving boyfriends and newcomer playahs!

  • lorie

    Im a lesbian and I do all of this. My gf loves it! Honestly what also works is if you ‘toss her salad’ they love that. Of course only do it if your gf is clean. hygiene is very important! Kissing her inner thighs definitely turns on a girl so do it!

  • baddant

    Sluts are use to it

  • Liz Kelly

    No #3, #14 and #15 is optional

  • Josh Valero

    As a gay man…I have had the chance to eat out some of my lady friends…and let me tell you…I love it! I’m not bi by any means…but a PUSSY is such a gorgeous thing. God knew what he was doing…and once those juices start flowing….its amazing. Women deserve to be treated like queens, and instead of making them dinner…I invite them to sit on my face. I’m a new kind of gay….no wonder I have so many fag-hags on my radar.

    • Thutothegreat

      That’s it, ain’t letting my woman have male gay friends anymore. She has few and I was always cool with it cos I believed you guys will never give them head. For crying out loud I let them try clothes on!!

    • Bre.

      So….we need to be friends! Lol

  • Alejandro Trinidad Jr.

    This is why I love my wife so very much, she lets me explore her cave and crevice. This is one way of communicating with her that I know she enjoys because her body’s response is priceless. Her trickling or guzzling juices is a wonder of nature and a gift from the heaven. I highly agree with most of the pointers from this article! Based on my experience I have found the secret of long and lasting gateway to wonderland. This is ultimately the real joy of sex for me.

    • Bre.

      Can we clone you or…?

  • JC

    I have been with my girl for two years now and I absolutely love eating her pussy. Before we got together I loved to eat pussy anyways. The first time we had sex it was amazing…we have a chemistry that is more intense than anything I have ever experienced. The first time I took her pussy in my mouth and started giving her head it was like no other pussy I have ever tasted. Unfortunately she is incarsarated at this time. I have stood faithful to her this whole time. I feel sometimes that I’m simply strung out on her pussy. The phsycial attraction between us is amazing when we first got together she was very self contious about her appearance the way she looked. It took me a little while but we got past all of that and now if we are making love or fucking whatever the case maybe it is just simply undescribable. We love each other very much and through letters or phone calls we express just how much we can’t wait to get into each others arms again.

  • Kyle Zroback

    this is all plagiarized from some guide that has been floating around online for literally 20 years. sad

    • Sebastian Schimpf

      Who cares?

  • Just sayin

    If your man doesn’t go down on you, you probably smell bad. Thats been the only reason I haven’t gone down on a girl atleast.

  • Awesome_Doe

    Hello im New to the group…just have a question or two. What do you do if your man is a good man, will give you the world, but the sex is garbage because he’s small, and can’t eat pussy right?

    • ‘Chez Rose

      leave him quickly. if he’s too small and cant eat pussy why bother. “give you the world” that sounds like a golddigger, who wants a man to give her everything other than a ho’

  • Lydia

    I say I would have to agree with most of this.. Even the part of “if you know how you’ll have a woman for a long time”. I disagree with the “talk to it part”.. Just shut up and eat it. lol Anyway, my man is great at it! He’s kind of an asshole with the relationship portion but he does have some qualities. I guess you can say the “eating” part is a quality.. Lol

  • Becca.xxx

    Great advice,I got excited just reading it.I love a man that enjoys exploring the ends and outs of my body.Great head is always a plus and sometimes a must.There is nothing more sexier than having confidence to explore your partners body and your own!For play is the best way to explore.

  • Shawnna Catt

    my friend says where r you!!! ur our kind of man!!!!!

    • audie Murphy

      I eat so much pussy my nose bleeds every 28 days. Lol. You gotta heat up the frying pan before you put the sausage in.

  • DB

    Go eat that pussy like there’s no tomorrow!

  • Maxwell Butler

    I’ve always been curious about something and I really don’t care to be judged on this.
    I rely a lot in my life on my tastebuds. I’ve adapted to a fair number ov cuisines from other countries and really enjoy the combinations ov tastes that most people would reject, such as haggis or curry. What I wanna know is: what taste(s) should be prepared for when eating my girl out? That has always been the one thing that has prevented me from trying oral with women since that’s the general vicinity in which urine comes from. Will pleasing her in this manner also turn me away from doing this again?

    • Mark

      Much as each pussy is different, so is each woman’s flavour. I have found that the common ingredient is a savory salt. In all honesty, diet affects the taste the most. Coffee and cigarettes in high doses (more than a pot of coffee, a pack a day) turns me right off, but a woman with a healthy diet can be anywhere on the spectrum between magical butterscotch and divine citrus, always with a strong salty taste. You will not be disappointed, you will never taste urine, I promise. Once your partner becomes wet, it flushes all the flavour to the opening. Arouse her, and you will smell the perfect perfume of sex.

      • Maxwell Butler

        This has been, so far, the most helpful response to my question(s). Thank you for answering me with honesty as opposed to answering with a sarcastic nature.

    • ivonne

      women that are into oral sex usually wash beforehand…….just sayin’

  • Drew Gaytan

    For hours, yeah.
    ….

  • jryd69

    My man already does ALL of that….I even asked him if he had read the article before!

  • Justme

    My man must have read this bcs OMG he is amazing. Have anything on how to give such amazing head to him?

    • http://chanmaelgwyn.blogspot.com Leigh Flynn

      Kiss it, like it’s the love of your life; Suckle it, like a hungry infant; Take it in, as if it were the only thing you’ve ever wanted in your mouth. 😉

      • kyle

        always do and will!!! best thing ever thats been in my mouth mmm

  • Robert Kelley

    I love eating pussy almost more than fucking pussy and sometimes it drives me crazy while i’m giving her head when she starts to cum i really go crazy on her and well there you have it

  • MistahWhiteOfficial .

    EAT.PRAY.LOVE.PUSSY …
    all women love receiving head, but the guy has to be very adaptable 😀 i mean as elastic as her little love nest :X:X:X
    to drunk to get ur thing up? no problemo…let ur face rejoyce in that wonderful wonderful serum of love :X:X:X…
    just one thing for any guy that loves licking the pussy but feels that maybe he is not doing it right : dude, after the teasing and the foreplay and the licking of the legs and whole body and then down to the lips and on the outskirts :X:X after all of this, if ur still not sure if u’r touching the right places, just “write” the ALPHABET! 😀 why? because by making the letters with ur tounge u will be able to see which kind of tongue strokes she enjoys most 😀
    and move ur head up and down and left and right and be artistic about it !!!! 😀 it’s art what u’r doing as long as u do it with the sole intention of making her feel heaven :X:X:X
    anyway, great article! :))))) and trust me guys, every single bit of this is true !!! 😀 we all live and learn 😀 Jah bless!!!
    and love the pussy, women and the Moon !!! :*:*:*

  • pussy worshipper

    All of this above is ok, but it’s the product of three women, which, granted, is better than guys wondering among themselves. But my experience is this: Any guy who says he’s an expert at eating pussy is usually full of bullshit. There is no one way and there is no foolproof way. If a guy is really any good at this, what he’s good at is listening, observing and paying very close attention to every sigh and moan she lets out. Because, in my experience, every woman is different and every woman likes to get to an orgasm by her own route, a path that she alone prefers. I found #3 above, for example, just plain not true. For every woman who loves to hear you talk sexy when you go down on her, I have been with just as many who after a moment or two of sexy words grab my hair or ears and shove my face down on her as if to say, “Please, don’t talk. Just fuckin’ shut up and eat me.” And finally, there are women who are just not into receiving oral. They’d rather give. They get more turned on by going down on a guy and somehow can’t let go and be the center of attention themselves. If I can find a way to get it out there early, before we become intimate, i let the woman know that i hope she can enjoy oral sex, not just a moment or two of somebody’s idea of required foreplay but some genuine extended oral attention. i tell a woman that i prefer to go down on a woman who either takes a long time to come or a woman who can come more than two or three times. i tell her that, for me, this is the most intimate kind of kiss a man can give a woman, so i dont like to rush it and I hope we can find a way for her to enjoy the way i kiss.

    • Liz Kelly

      thank you talk for what we can talk after..

  • Javier

    I love oral sex but my wife doesn´t, any advise?

    • Grumpy Gumbo

      feel bad for you my brother.

    • Nrique Carvajal Amrhein

      Do you have a beard? Does she smell funny? I´m sure it´s not that she doesnt like it, theres something about it that makes her feel uncomfortable. Does she like to fellatio you? There´s a reason behind it, It´s not just that shes not into it…delve into the finding of that reason and solve it out from there.

    • lorie

      That really sucks man. You need to show her what you got then she’ll love it if you know how to do it.

    • bigfootlover

      DIVORCE.

      Done.

    • Sel

      Um divorce?

  • Jackie o

    My husband hates giving me head… he’s done it maybe 5 times and we’ve been together almost 7 years. I went from a guy who gave me head everyday multiple times a day (and was great at it) to a guy who hates doing it and isn’t good at it. I’ve expressed to him how much I want it from him and he gets so angry and starts making me feel bad. But yet doesn’t hesitate to ask for a blow job. Now that’s not fair. I went from a sex loving freak to man who barely likes sex and when we do its very boring. He’s made me so insecure over the years

    • Jay Sejkora

      Why in the hell would you marry someone like that? omg

      • Tyler Durden

        Absoulutely ridiculous I bet this guy brings in the money in your relationship yet your still want want want and have no dubt had an affair. Yet another reason men should avoid marriage.

    • Pasqual Paco Torres

      When people are angry they have a fear, ask him what is he afraid of, maybe he was taught this was dirty or that intercourse is the only way to have sex, once you ask why then tell him how you feel, “I feel like oral sec is something I am missing and I will help you get me off.” Work the idea in a few times, if he didn’t budge then let him know you are not satisfied and you will not be having sex with him again.

    • Julie

      Firstly, please don’t reduce your marriage and relationship to the comparisons of sex between him and an ex-lover/ex-luster. I’m sure, for you to marry him seven years ago, he has many redeeming qualities that make him a good husband.

      Secondly, most men will always ask for blow jobs, it’s just what they do. Men are more verbal about their sexual wants, and have no guilt or shame in asking for them. Sometimes to a fault, but most times they’re just asking for what they want.

      Thirdly, I think you and your husband may need to spend more time learning how to have sex in a way that belongs purely to you and not to anyone outside your relationship. By this I mean that, from your comment, it comes across that you’re constantly comparing your current love life to a previous one with an ex, and this is extremely damaging to a sexual relationship. Imagine if he told you you’re not as good a lover or even as good at giving head as his previous girlfriend. What would that do to your sense of security? With some more honest communication I’m sure the two of you can find a way to make love to each other that’s unique to you. Something you can’t possibly find boring because it’s filled with passion and love. And if it’s not filled with either of those two, then your marriage needs some work.

      But please, go back to number one. Marriage isn’t only about sex. It may be a large factor, but it cannot be the only pivotal aspect of a marriage. It simply cannot be, because a deep, soulful, meaningful, and loving relationship with another human being is more than just sexual favours, endorphin highs, and the idea of the “best sex” ever.

    • Miguel Fonseca Sr.

      stop giving him head tell he can start giving you head is stopped giving him head
      he’ll have to do it or you don’t do it he’ll learn

    • aztk21

      Hey Jackie how u doing now its everything better

    • Blake Minter

      There is of course, the possibility Jackie that your head maybe not good either? Or of course, the idea that he just doesn’t enjoy it with you? Maybe there is another p*ssy out there that he is licking when you are not around? I am of course, by no means implying that this is true but I do of course, want you to think of all possibilities. Chop chop cheerio now,

      Blake M

    • bigfootlover

      DIVORCE him. Simple, really.

    • Sel

      Don’t listen to Julie. That’s just trying to justify how selfish your husband is in bed, and maybe in other areas too. I’m afraid you consider sex as a very important part of a relationship, so unless you have kids and there are no other marital issues, I’d say jump ship before he ends up making you feel more insecure and less of a woman.

    • Rose

      I’m in the same situation with this guy I just started dating. I went
      from a guy who loved giving head (and was great at it) to a guy who
      doesn’t give head at all so it’s a big change for me. I’ve tried
      discussing it with him but he gets really defensive and says he’s never
      had to do it with his previous women not even with his ex of 2yrs. He almost makes it seem like giving a woman head is unnatural-which blows my mind since I suck his dick every fucking time, like that’s something completely different. I really like this guy but I need the pleasure to be reciprocated how can I get him to want to try it?
      Obviously I can’t just hand him this article 😉 haha!

    • Truth for life

      Do you clean yourself like you should ? ?

    • Marie

      Jackie dont listen to half these people who are sayin some dumb ignorant shit. I feel for you. If I was you when he asks for head say nope not in the mood. If he cant go down on you once in awhile don’t do it to him. Period. I’m sure people will tell you well you should do it anyway because hes your husband. Fuck that. If he can’t sacrifice for you at times fuck him. Wouldn’t pay him no mind. Comment back and let us know how things go. If any.

  • flynismo

    Serious question — how do you politely tell a woman she is not so fresh down there, even after she showered?

    • Nancy Taylor

      To be honest with you I don’t think there is a way to tell a woman she’s “not so fresh down there” and not have her get her feelings hurt. If you’ve been with her for a while it might be easier, but probably not. There might be a medical reason she’s not smelling right. She could’ve been on a course of antibiotics that have caused a yeast infection or she could have an STD. She might be over cleaning herself, ie douching (which is not good for our vaginas at all). Question all of that and maybe ask if she’s been in for a physical lately. Pap smears are the easiest way to detect something wrong downstairs. In the end, you’ll likely just have to say something and hope she doesn’t get pissed or hurt. But if she can’t have an honest conversation about any of this without getting upset, she likely isn’t mature enough to have sex, just my opinion.

  • curiouserAndcurioser

    Can you write one of these for blow jobs, please? I’ve honestly never read a better guide on how to give head to a woman in my life… just Reading this made me tremble. If you can be so spot on as to what a woman wants… do you think you could find someone to write just as thorough a guide for fellatio? I’ve never felt fully confident going down on a man, and would love to break that insecurity.

  • Sean

    I followed on twitter but the image didn’t unlock.

  • Dan Raff

    I love oral sex with my g/f, she on the other hand does not like it, not from me or any other guy she has dated. It really sucks cause i would spend hours on it if i could.

    • Mike

      “It really sucks”

      …lol

      • Jackie o

        Poor chick, she doesn’t know what she’s missing. I want it all the time and my husband hates doing it (not only to me but to any girl he has been with).

        • Josh Thompson

          You can sit on my face anytime Jackie…

        • Liz Kelly

          I was in your shoe Jackie o but not anymore … we have sex to enjoy ourselves so why do it if your not getting what you want close the shop … let him know what time it is

        • Mike

          I was just enjoying the unintentional pun lol

    • Shyanne Saunders

      You are doing something wrong Dan… Read up

    • Sel

      Ah! I just remembered. I’ve told my guy friends that I never have sex if I haven’t showered and showered the girl I’m with. To what my friends said “what?? you’re crazy! What happened to spontaneity??!!” To which I said that I love eating pussy and I do not eat pussy if it ain’t clean. So maybe that’s something you should start doing. Making sure you both take a shower always before sex and she knows all will be bacteria and smell free so she can relax. She may be worried about you smelling something.

  • TheTimeToStopPostingIsNow

    Ah, so you jokingly referred to yourself as a lesbian?

  • V8 Splash

    As for myself I really enjoyed oral sex with my fiancee because this is where I can allow my saliva tongue to orbit around her solar system as long as we both wish. The reason why I am able to float as long as I want in her gravity is because she trust me with her body. Communication is key for building trust with your partner. This allows your partner to reach new heights in her orgasms which eventually tighten your bond in a deeper levels.

    I say to the opposite sex that one must enjoy oral sex so much that he or she can achieve orgasm without penetration of the penis inside of a vagina or vice versa. If you are able to do just that oral sex will be view differently from your partner.

    What I enjoyed most about oral sex is how a skillful tongue can drive your partner to total madness if you study your partner correctly. Do not just lick her pussy without knowing her terrain, this will cause you to be lost and show a sign of being inpatient and selfish. Something a women would dislike very much. Another tip fellas, while performing oral sex make eye contact with her and tell her how much you enjoy the sounds of her juices against your tongue. The softness of her ass, the scent of her connection toward you, and how delightful it will be for you to climax inside of my mouth.

  • Yorick Nicholls

    I’ll keep that in mind

  • lisa

    Tell her its what you want. Describe in detail how you want her to feel. And how you feel.

  • Linxs481

    Love when women sit on my face, and open it. I stick my tongue deep into the abyss, have them juice out like I’m pinching open a peach. Then, I love to see there juices on my man tool like the titanic vertically sinking.

  • Linxs481

    Tell her, listen up woman, you better take this tongue like a champ Lol,. J/K, tell her honestly one day, have a sit down with her express your feelings, and thoughts. One day she will surrender.

  • Mike Mouse

    As a Gay man, I can say … The P*ssy isn’t located in the back side of a female.

    • Linxs481

      But you can eat it from the back 😉

      • https://bitcoin-trader.biz/?ref=aahzman DaRob

        Turn it over?*

        *punch line to an old old joke.

    • loko

      as a gay guy who enjoys pussy, i know that a bent over pussy loves to be eaten out from behind.you can get your tongue deep inside the hole and flick the clit in a teasing way

    • SonoftheMist

      Maybe do what a man is supposed to do….fuck a woman….and you will know that a pussy is 100% accessible from the back.

    • SonoftheMist

      Maybe do what a man is supposed to do….fu ck a woman….and you will know that a puss is 100% accessible from the back.

    • Amanda

      Have you ever seen a woman bent over? If she has a p*ssy you will see it 😉

  • MiMi

    Men… Please. The clit is like a tiny penis. I can not stress how many men think that women get their feeling from them being inside of her. You’re in the hole, not touching her clit AT ALL. You know nothing about the female body, yet I had a guy complain about why I want him to focus on my clit. He said “You and this clit” like “why are you so fixated on your clit being touched”. That’s like me only licking a guy’s balls then when he saying “Why don’t you touch my dick” I ask why he wants me to touch his dick, like a retard who doesn’t know that’s where he gets all his pleasure from. The CLI T is the focal point of her pleasure. You need to lick it, and suck it, and play with it. It shocks me how many guys don’t know this. PS. teasing her makes her clit a little harder, you just cant go down there and start licking a soft clit, the same way a woman can’t just go down there and start licking a soft dick when the guy is far from being turned on. Doesn’t it feel better when she’s touching a hard cock? Isn’t your cock more sensitive when it’s hard. I’m virgin, so I enjoy oral a lot. It shocks me the amount of non virgin men who have more experience than me who are ignorant about a woman’s clit, and they completely ignore it.

    • Cecilia M

      If you want someone that knows how to give oral and knows that your clit needs attention also, find you a lesbian.

      • Mike

        >implying I care about her orgasm

        Lololololololl

    • TheTimeToStopPostingIsNow

      Wait…you’re not a virgin if you engage in oral sex. Sex is sex. Hetero-normative assumptions about what constitutes sex do not apply. Are all lesbian women virgins?!

      • ‘Chez Rose

        oral sex only means yes you are a virgin still, idiot –

        • TheTimeToStopPostingIsNow

          What? Virginity is a bs concept.

        • TheTimeToStopPostingIsNow

          No, it does not, idiot.

    • Punani Ouanani

      PREACH!! And I ain’t no “virgin” since 15 years but you KNOW THE SHIT, sista!

  • Sally

    Is it still appreciating my body when he tells me that my pubic skin/hair “looks thick and durable, like his own” ?

    • dontbeadumbasshole

      o my….

    • Linxs481

      Let me see, I would have examine first.

  • http://idleprimate.blogspot.ca/ idleprimate

    holy cow, an article explaining to men how to please women. why, I barely see those more than once or twice a week these days. Over the last thirty years they have been more frequent. Either men don’t know how to read, or women are insatiable and like to sustain a myth about men being crappy. Perhaps, occasionally, an article explaining to women how to please men, and then we could all roll our eyes.

    • https://bitcoin-trader.biz/?ref=aahzman DaRob

      Men are easy to please. Feed us, fu ck us, and occasionally suck us.

  • reeblite

    g spot is more important than clitoras.

  • http://instagram.com/andreszmb SoyUnDesastre

    soo i love eat pussy and give pleasure to my lover but as man dont know all the secrets of women, every day we discover new things about them, they are so complex and beautiful, very good text, thanks

  • Stefan Dewald

    You have left out the g-spot?

    • Punani Ouanani

      G-spot is a myth based on patriarchal standards of sexuality making penetrative sex the “only valid kind of sex”

  • mike

    heh according to this im the fuckin man

  • AnswersOnTheT

    Hamburger!

  • Anthony

    Some people can’t recognize a good thing when its step by step explained to them. Thank you for reintroducing me to my wife’s vagina. Even the advice i already knew had information i’ve never thought about. Thank you so much for sharing.

    Now if you can kindly excuse me. I have a unique flower that needs to be watered ; )

  • mrXander

    #12 sez: “Each woman is unique.” Exactly! So the whole set of rules on how to do it is quite shallow – some of those things work for some women and some don’t. Likewise the hints I’ve seen on fellatio.
    Magical Guide Rule for Evolved People: Pay close attention, make sure the receiver feels comfortable communicating what they want, and respond accordingly.

  • DashaStarr

    This is awesome.

  • Firoj Imam

    its nonsense to if give a perfect orgasm only then ur woman will stay with u forever!

  • Cha3d

    “Some are nested in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz.”

    Is this from the 1980’s?!

  • Hansel

    Was only me or anyone had an erection reading this??

    • Punani Ouanani

      I did. Women get erect too. Newsflash.

  • vetteray

    I had a great woman teach me about oral sex. Many woman have complemented me on my oral. Many said you eat pussy like a woman. I guess that is good. I have not seen her for years but that was 45 years ago that she told me what she liked. Last time she still said it was great and I told her she taught me everything I know about oral. That was 5 years ago.

    • Marcadimus

      I would love to hear some of the things she told you. Willing to share?

  • shiyan sameen

    My wife take more time to finish

  • Kim

    No on #3 for me. Unless you want me to laugh at you..

  • someone

    You need to see a psychiatrist QUICK.

    • Bluart Stack

      i mean, some of it is kind of true though.

  • http://about.me/heather.elizabeth Heather

    So about #14 – you’re gonna wanna check in around that *before* you stick anything in anyone’s ass. Any chance you’d update the article to reflect that?

  • Andrew

    First of all, I apologise to all of you for my grammar mistakes but I do not speak English very well. The fact is that I have a question… When I am finger-fucking my girlfriend and after she has had an orgasm, should I give her a head in order to have another orgasm? Or, is it better give her First a head and later a finger-fucking? I want her to have more than one orgasm.

    Please replay to this. I am not an expert but I want to become in a good lover/fucker.

    • Liv

      completely depends on the woman and her mood. honestly, foreplay is exactly that – play “before”. so, that being said, after she has had an orgasm via head, a good idea may be to go right to intercourse – at least for me this heightens my experience of the actual sex. Naturally, a woman becomes more sensitive (in a good way) and aroused internally once she has come once. Often, dragging on foreplay can become tiresome – give her orgasms in different ways!

    • William Lyon

      Andrew all of it together will drive her nuts!!! when you need a towel to wipe your face mission accomplished!!

    • shiyan sameen

      Yes you want go on

  • big daddy

    Dear ladies.. my girlfriend wants to know how did you get parts of my playbook? You did miss a few things, but will keep that to myself.. Haha… fantastic article.

  • moondog

    ladies — wash yourself b4 you expect a tongueing

    • Punani Ouanani

      Dudes, same thing.

  • Gravion17

    It never hurts to gather as much information as possible in order to truly pleasure a Woman…thanks for this.

  • tony

    If she wanna be eaten at least be clean !! I dont know how the fuck they wanna be eaten when they are nasty we do have feelings too i cant do it when shes not clean

    • Sonja Ikonen

      same goes to guys… that cheezy stuff ain’t yummy x_x

  • Shanynn

    to the guy who wrote this :you sir need a high five !!! thank God I have a boyfriend who has the same attitude and technique. your girl must be just as happy as I am ! :)

    • Ruby Vox

      um:

      With Love,
      Tammy, Linda and Nicole

  • Egon Ruuda

    OR make her tell you what she wants. All are different, and no-one is an expert of any vagina except their own. Communication is way important.

  • Sam Gunner

    Yeah well, giving good head also depends on whether she’s got a nice pussy.
    If she’s got 3 kids and the pussy is just a large gaping hole, forget about it.
    Also important is hygiene.
    She might be hot, but if she’s not clean shaved, and smells like rotting fish, don’t tell me to go down on it.
    If you want your man to lick it, then shave it.
    All of it.
    Pubic hair is just gross.
    All that urine, sweat, salt, oil and blood isn’t very conducive to a good pussy licking.
    Be clean and get your pussy licked all the time.
    A lot of gross women don’t get it and they’ll be like, “Why nobody wants to lick me”?

    • Justhe Betts

      First off,having children does not alter your pussy. Men that think this are idiots. Second yes completely shaved is beautiful but dangerous for a women. Unlike men a women’s hair protects her pussy from foreign debris that can cause infections. Trimming is the safest thing to do. Also a clean women won’t have anything in her hair any way. I’m really concerned for the women your attracted to if your seeing pussy like this.

    • seriouslydude?

      I hope if you expect that from a woman, you hold your own body to the same standards in order to get amazing head.

    • mrXander

      I’d be questioning my sexual orientation if I felt this way about women’s sex.
      Bad misinformation, and really crappy attitude!

    • Matty Bucklin

      now wait and watch all the women bash you for having standards on a pussy. because i guess women are ok to have standards on the size but the second a guy comments on the article on HOW TO EAT OUT A GIRL PROPERLY its bound to have woman’s wrath. guys cant comment on an article thats basically about them and a “how to” without women putting their two cents in

    • Marcadimus

      That is really well said. The first number of women I went down on were nasty and I thought I hated giving oral. Then I met the sexiest little asian gal and her’s was so pleasant and I suddenly realized the difference. Give me that and I will happily spend time down south often.

      mrXander your comment made me laugh. I think its just a different mindset. Some guys have standards for what they like and some guys like absolutely anything they can get, from a 10 to a 1. Nothing wrong with either perception, but I do know a few guys who bragged to me about how many women they scored with and yet none of them would even have gotten a second look from me. If you don’t really want to screw her, it’s boring. Totally agree on the pubic hair too, nothing pleasant, manicured of bare please.

    • Bluart Stack

      thank you so much for this. ALL women should read it before complaining. A few nasty pussies had soured me (no pun intended) from going down on girls… until the one i’m currently dating.. i just love burying my face in her snatch and doing everything and anything i can to get her nice little flower off.. yeahh.. mm.. it tastes good, looks good, smells good.

      I don’t necessarily agree with the kids part, and the “pubic hair is gross” part, but…

      women: if we peel off your pants and it smells like a damn fish factory.. why the hell would i wanna even put
      my head down there, let alone EAT IT?!?!

      • Punani Ouanani

        Porn culture FTW! We don’t like pedos anyhow, dude..

        Funny since your profile pic is a child. NOT
        And if you don’t like women who had kids, wear a damn condom.

  • M Law

    Wow! I am fascinated that this article is still making the rounds after 20 years! I remember reading it on a green screen VAX terminal in the computer lab during my freshman year of college back in 1995. I’m certain it is the same article because some of the phrasing is unforgettably silly.

    Not saying that being old necessarily invalidates any of this… it’s just amazing to me how this article is still circulating after almost two decades (basically EONS in “internet time”)

    • marcela

      Yes!!!! And I’m amazed they still cling on to the “make designs with the tip of you tongue” thing. It’s torturing for whoever is doing it and it just feels awkward and stupid!

  • Morgan Jean

    The “little girls cunnie” part grossed me the fuck out. Women, oral sex and little girl should never been in close proximity to each other

  • QueenBoudicca

    Don’t breath through your mouth. The air flow on our wet parts just makes us feel cold.

    • doug

      Let me tell you a little secret QB – men who breathe thru their mouths while giving oral sex do so because if they were to breath thru their noses then they would not pleasure you orally because of the “scent”

      • Nate Wynd

        Speak for yourself. 😉

      • RAPHAEL F RODRIGUEZ

        jjjjjjjjj you are damn right Doug, man that cod fish smell is something else, no matte what when they start lubricating themselves some kind of rotten fish come out, ufffffff RFR

      • Punani Ouanani

        That’s interesting since Indonesian and THai/viet cuisine are considered some of the most refined cuisines in the world, and both incorporate strong fermented fish flavors

      • Punani Ouanani

        Caviar smells like fermented fish yet is considered such a delicacy it costs a fortune.

  • Timenem

    Thank you. I’m so tired of other guys making me look bad. Worrying about themselves and then bragging. I’m sorry but if she don’t get hers first and more than you get yours. You can’t be happy about that. It’s a fail. Make sure that woman is 100% pleased before you act like you’ve done something.

  • Prismonic

    Hmmm. I never met a man who didn’t wanna go down.

    • G VB

      Me neither. In fact they can’t get enough.

  • Lawrence

    Why

  • Alan Mortensen

    I’m with a woman who has like zero patience for this. Maybe I need to skip a few steps (she’s usually quite excited by the time we get here) or I’m just not that good at it yet. Are some women just not that into it?

    • Gillian A Murphy

      I’m one of those that just isn’t into it.

  • archaictext

    So…It’s cool for women to cheat on their husbands because they won’t go down on them? What a stupid thing to say. If you aren’t going to be happy being with someone for that reason then you are shallow as hell. I mean, if that’s a make or break thing for you, whatever. Your priorities are probably not where they need to be for you to experience a successful marriage. You should at least have the self awareness and understanding about your partner to know if you should marry them based on whether or not this physical need will be satisfied by them before you say your vows. That’s such an immature, threatening way to act. “You better suck and fuck me right or I’m going to betray you”. Such a cuntish slut approach to life. Having the right sexual chemistry with your partner is extremely important, so make sure you’re with someone you have chemistry with. Don’t try to hold someone emotionally hostage. If that’s the attitude you have about marriage then you shouldn’t be deciding to marry anyone anytime soon. You shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions about a lot of things actually.

  • Michael D Ratcliff

    I think they are just try to advise men on speed. Most men dive in way to fast. I’m betting it’s just a way of slowing them down and maybe adding a little ‘Dirty Talk’. Not necessarily having a ConVo with the ‘cunnie’.

  • Claudia

    Dear all, the article above is not so bad, but it is so boring!!! In the reality, a man likes or doesn’t like oral.
    A man that likes to eat pussy is because he’s naturally predisposed, then he does the job great!
    A man that doesn’t like it could read 100 times the above article and still be lost in action….and make it wrong!
    There are two categories of men: ones that know how to give pleasure, and ones that will never understand how.
    Both categories don’t need to study books or get tought, they have or not that GIFT to feel and like women!
    Experiences can help and improve the individual skillness, but they can never transform a denied man into a natural gifted one.
    Of course the man that likes to eat pussy is the best lover on earth because he knows well all the rest who comes before, besides and after…
    Sorry for my bad English, I’m a foreigner.

    • David Vijsma

      100 %

  • Das It Mane

    means she wasn’t all that clean. trife. i feel for you bro

  • Glenn

    If they don’t like anal too they are not worth your time

  • Mr Intentional

    This does not even cover the different positions that women enjoy being eaten out. Some prefer being on the backs, others enjoy riding your mouth, there’s also 69 which would require different techniques for enjoying the experience more. Let’s not forget from the back as the picture kindly gestures, but mostly from the doggy-style standpoint. One must be gentle that’s certain but some women will grab your head and pull you in to make it rougher. There are so many aspects to go by but some of the information is correct. Then again we all have our own preferences so the information will most likely be inadequate for some, all the while working charmingly for others. I would suggest that you study your partner, pay close attention to what she likes, or even talk to her before getting to that point.

  • http://www.mytinysecrets.com/ Adina Rivers

    @disqus_nc3GioylFd:disqus Thanks to your help we have been able to credit her as well. Love, Adina

  • calkutta

    GREAT ADVICE,I WAS LUCKILY TAUGHT WHEN I WAS VERY YOUNG,LIKE 16-17….SHE WAS A SUPER HOT bI-SEXUAL PUNK ROCKER FROM L.A,A BIT OLDER AND DEFINANTLY EXPERIENCED,LOL….SHE SHOWED ME SOOO MUCH ABOUT THE ‘ART OF HOW TO TOUCH THE SACRED LOTUS’,THAT MY EX-GIRLFRIENDS AND FINALLY EVEN MY WIFE OF 20 YEARS THANK HER WHEN WE ALL SEE EACH OTHER…SHE ALSO BECAME ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD TIL THIS DAY….ALL OF THIS IS GREAT ADVICE,AND LIKE THEY SAY,”PAY ATTENTION”…HER BODY IS SPEAKING,AND IF YOU LEARN THE LANGUAGE,,IT WILL AMPLIFY YOUR LOVE LIFE A GAZILLION FOLD…BUT STILL.,SOME PROBLEMS ARE WAY WAY DEEPER AND MORE SERIOUS,AND PROFESSIONAL HELP MIGHT BENEFIT THE RELATIONSHIP AS WELL AS THE FRIENDSHIP…GREAT ARTICLE….I GOT MY NIGHT PLANNED-YUP’

    • emjaysea

      Why are you yelling?

    • BeHereNow8484

      I’m sorry you were sexually abused, by an adult ,as a teenager but why are you shouting?

  • Pachilles

    This article confuses me. Don’t most guys do this? Wow! I guess I’m more special than I thought.

  • monica_tv

    Truth. Every woman is different, just like every man. I was reading this and wondering if a man wrote it.

  • monica_tv

    Spell/grammar check!

  • monica_tv

    I have a major issue with #11. It makes me feel sorry for the author that she hasn’t experienced g-spot finger fucking. Wow. So sad!! I had one other friend (an old roommate) who didn’t know anything about it, and she also had issues achieving orgasms, so she let me do it to her!! Haha. #NoHomo but it was fun and cool to get to be the reason she achieved her biggest orgasm ever! :) The in and out movement is nothing compared to pushing repeatedly on the inner g-spot.

    So, if the girl is on her back, belly facing up, and the guy’s two fingers are all the way inside (palm facing up), he would make the “come here” motion with some force, while eating her out. It’s difficult to explain in writing, and it’s kinda awkward explaining in general, but the woman who wrote that article is missing out, BIG TIME.

  • Jeremy Nelson

    I like the guide. Except for one major thing. Why does it sound like this guide was written by 1970’s biker gang members? “cunnie” and “pussy flesh”?? Reminds me of a creepy old guy trying to pick up little girls.

    Next time how about “when you feel her move and respond to your tongue, flick your tongue lightly against her clit, then slide your tongue down the lips of her pussy and gently glide it between them” and not try to use descriptions that make me think the next words out of your mouth are going to be cock meat, stank taint or cunt hole.

  • Jason Iaquilino

    Nice guide… You’ve just made me feel that much better about myself for doing all those things. :-)

  • illest trigga

    yes !

  • illest trigga

    nice comment !

  • illest trigga

    hope you won’t get another oral for the rest of your life..

    • Bluart Stack

      Lmao. Silly blonde thinks she’s smarter than everyone else. Pipe down there skippy.

  • http://geonisis.tumblr.com/ George Gilbert II

    As to #13 that is not always true. I’ve had women who get too sensitive during and after orgasm so touching the clit even the slightest is painful. For these women skipping straight to 15 during is pretty much okay and can still cause multiple orgasm. Which by the way isn’t having more than one orgasm a night. It is having multiple peaks during the same orgasm. There is a difference.

    Also I kinda think an article that says, “Here are the thing to do for being good at this” but then also says in one of it’s steps “Everyone is different so try different stuff” could have all been condensed to that one step. Namely #12. I think that may be the best and only necessary advice, along with “ask your partner.” I guess some of these may work if you are clueless and your partner is uncommunicative, but it seems like that might be a recipe for disaster anyway. One not knowing what to do, and the other unwilling or unable to tell them. I guess I could say thank you, for if we ever meet I’m saved the “trouble?” of trying to find out what works on you, but to anyone else I’d say don’t take this as gospel. The absolute best thing to do is try to get your partner comfortable enough to show or tell you what works, or figure out how to tell when it works if they can’t tell you.

  • Tertiary

    / ugh

  • tdol

    the poster could have been a lesbian woman

    • Fierydragon

      And a lesbian would write that pussy is disgusting O.o not really

      • Super_Lesbian

        Really? Maybe stereotyping lesbians much? Are you sure people can’t just look at their body parts honestly, objectively, and with a sense of humor? — Yikes!

  • atukiti

    i knew all of this, but yeah, i’m a lesbian lol

  • StillCantBanMe

    “her bush” NOPE, she doesn’t deserve the best

  • Krystal Doucette

    This article is how I’ve experienced it, I’ve only had 1 guy do this right and you can’t let that go lol. A LOT of men don’t know what the hell they are doing when it comes to this no matter how much they think or say they do. Also most women fake it which I don’t believe in, why give them credit if they didn’t earn it, tell them what they are doing wrong so they learn don’t just shut up and fake it…poor guy lol. This article is on point, guys please try all of this..maybe not the anal unless she asks, some girls will freak or it will turn them off but I guarantee if you do everything else even if she says she doesn’t like it shes full of shit and not giving it a chance, there’s no way a woman wouldn’t enjoy all of this and if she claims this then she’s a prude and not worth your time, unless she has some underlying problem or issues down there then that’s another story and you can give her a break or be persistent about getting her off no matter what the issue is if she lets you lol. Women need to experience this and most never do which is sad because it’s the best feeling in the world and every women should get this feeling at least once in their life. A REALLY REALLY HIGH percentage of women never orgasm no matter what and it sucks but fortunately I’ve been blessed achieving this every time because he knows what he’s doing lol. LADIES…give this all a chance, if your not open minded and willing to try then your missing out on an amazing experience and screwing yourself over lol just go with it and try it, you need to be mentally in the right place and focus on it..relax and let go.MEN…Let the woman know this tip before you start, awkward or not, if you want to succeed and feel good about yourself after then communicate and make her feel confident.

    • illest trigga

      so your name is douche.. nice

      • Krystal Doucette

        Lol no its pronounced like “Dooset” kinda like Douce…Douces…Deuce..Deuces..husbands irish, german and french, its definitely not pronounced as douche or douchette. Hope I clarified that lol

    • Michael D Ratcliff

      Great advice! I have heard that 45% of women “CAN’T” achieve orgasm. I don’t believe this is the case. Maybe they haven’t, but it is possible. All women have the same parts. Sure they may look different but basically they are they same. Just like you mentioned in the end, most of it has to do with comfort, along with trust, confidence and experience. So much goes on in the mind of a woman, and at the same time as well. The man has to learn the skills, be patient, practice and never give up. I dated a lady for a year and a half before we achieved her very first orgasm, at age 42. Now that she has had them, they come more often and with more intensity too. It can be done.

  • SethM93

    This seems very intact with my experiences, but on a drunken one night stand is this still what the woman is after? I’d say so, but some people disagree and go straight in for the fuck and duck, I’d rather take a few hours over the ordeal. Responses?

    • calkutta

      WELL SAID,YESSIREE”…ITS THE HUNT,NOT THE KILL FOR ME PERSONALLY-BUT THATS N0W AT 39,IN MY LATE 20’S I HAD NO CLUE HOW TO EVEN BEGIN TO READ THE SUBTLETIES OF THE FEMALE FORM…..I ADMIT IT,I HAD’NT A CLUE….

  • Syrin Camp

    This is one of the worst articles I have ever read lol. Using fuck her and beautiful flower in the same article is funny. Either your going to write the article more raunchy or more conservitive just my opionion. While their is some obvious key points here like make your girl feel comfortable and that shes is wet there are a few things I am like oh hell no =)) that will creep me out. Do not talk to her vagina & do not talk about her vagina while your down there. Shut up and lick that pussy all over in out you name it. Only thing you should be saying to her about her pussy is your delcious and its tight if it is true that is. If you start having a convo about my pussy yah you will probably not get another try. Also just staring at it and looking at how beautiful it is that is wierd as fuck. That is a good way to make any women creeped out if a man is just staring at your vagina. Look admire quickly enjoy the view and get to licking and sucking on it. Your girl knows what she likes and the first key is getting her comfortable with it and to a point where she feels like she can tell you what she likes either by voicing it or grabbing your head and moving it where she wants.

  • Fierydragon

    I personaly don’t like to talk during that, it’s distracting and an turn off

  • Jazz P.

    I still don’t understand.
    After she orgasms the first time (IF she orgasms a first time), I leave my “hot mouth” on it in an “O” shape I guess? And my tongue does what?
    It goes in and out of which part? The part where the pneu goes into?
    And I wanted to ask something else: mine is pretty close to my mouth so should I use it AND the tongue at the same time if I can?
    I mean should I use it instead of my fingers since it’s so close to my mouth?

  • Cassafrass818

    A lot of this is garbage. If a guy did a lot of talking I would probably get real annoyed. Some dirty talk is ok, but this article is telling him to keep going on and on about how beautiful shit is? No. Say something sexy and move on. I don’t wanna hear poems and declarations of beauty, and your mouth should now too busy for speeches anyway.

    Also, (and numerous of my girlfriends agree) two fingers sucks! One feels WAY better and teases more. With two you can feel knuckles and shit, and it’s just not as good.

    Thirdly, as many other ladies have commented, constant direct stimulation to the clit can be too much. If i had someone sucking on it and holding on and going harder as i tried to move away I would probably yell at them. It’s not a dick and you certainly can not suck it for more than a few seconds at a time.

    And lastly, tongue fucking is ridiculous. It’s too short to do anything good, and it basically just feels like a dying fish flopping around. Stahhp, go back to licking kissing and sucking and use your finger for the fucking thanks.

    If someone followed this article to the letter I would brand him sucky at giving head, and talk shit to my gfs.

  • Rasjacobi Richardson

    do that with someone ya love or ya tongue may turn purple from the black condom she used with the dude the night before..

  • http://www.cannadad.blogspot.com/ brandon Krenzler

    All of these things work beautifully- I’ve never had a complaint. One thing that I didn’t read here is using the nose… what do you think of that?

  • Stiff Meister

    To bad for girls that tasted bad downstairs then.

  • Jtw Thinktankrx

    my friends used to make fun of me when I would go down on my girls when I was in high school, they’d be like “oh you ate pussy, that’s so weak!”. What fools they were.

    • flynismo

      Same here. Until they found out it was their girls pussy I was munching

  • Stiff Meister

    I had to actually dump a girl once because she tasted so bad downstairs that I almost vomited 2 times, I maid hear come and the sex was actually great except oral I had to give hear to the end. She contacted me many times after that but I just had to come up with excuses to not see hear for sex. I just could not hurt her that way saying you taste really bad downstairs therefore I can not have sex with you ;(

  • Chimes3131

    I learned all this on my own through experience, and it’s vastly improved my life, as a guy. You have to be flexible and modify the rules for the situation and the individual, because individual women want different techniques, levels of gentleness, etc. I thoroughly enjoy the actual act; I’m fairly submissive to the opposite sex and the sensation of giving that kind of pleasure turns me on even more than receiving anything. Ladies- if you have a guy doing this for you and he’s got a similar attitude as me, please do ride the power thrill (if you’re feeling it) and use your hand to press him in and manipulate his head. It’s hot as hell.

  • http://cosmomorte.tumblr.com/ CosmoMorte

    The problem with getting instructions from anybody BUT your woman is that not everybody likes the same things. Some of the stuff this person is talking about, my wife does not like. She has never liked it, even before she met me. It’s just her personal preference. Instead of taking advice from an anonymous internet blog, ask your lady. :)

    • Hayley Prychun Rodgers

      I think this suggested that pretty well, it talked about getting to know each woman. A big issue is that some women have no idea what they like because they have never had any (or any decent) oral play. Something like this can really help. If she is experienced and knows what she wants, then this isn’t really needed.

  • meh

    RE: Point 2.

    It is not technically a beautiful little flower. It are more akin to the kangaroo’s pouch, or if you are interesting enough, more like a Sarlacc.

    Try to remove yourselves from the chains of our sex drives for a brief second, and look at them with an unbiased look. They are occasionally moist, hairy holes on the surface of the body, that leak various fluids, and get funky if unattended.

    Now compare them to the penis, frequently vilified in the popular culture as disgusting. Not a hole, sizeable proportion not covered by hair, standalone, transformable appendage, much less likely to leak random stuff, easier to clean, less likely to get funky if unattended. Kind of similar to an elephant’s trunk.

    Ask yourself, do you consider an elephants trunk disgusting? What if an elephant had a gaping, leaking, hairy hole on its side? How would you feel about that?

    Disclaimer: I throughly love eating pussy, hair or not, period or not, all shapes and sizes. But that does not change the fact that pussy is disgusting.

    • Fierydragon

      Now imagine that it can’t stand alone, is down and is leaking fluids, and it has long hairs around it too, i’ve been done there, it’s nothing special about your’s either :)

    • bikingviking

      I could say the same about blowing a guy:Eww! Women’s parts are in fact not a “gaping hole” at all and, assuming people are in good health and clean, aren’t any more cheese-y or smelly than men’s. Yes, there’s fluid down there, but it’s completely benign, like spit. Going down on a woman is good if you and your partner enjoy it and not good if you don’t. If you personally think cunnilingus is nasty, don’t just do it while holding your nose, so to speak. She’s sure to feel your disgust, and any sex that doesn’t please both/all participants isn’t going to be all that great.

      • tdol

        wow, did you even read the post above?

        you seem to have misunderstood every point made, which were written from a tongue-in-cheek, existential perspective

  • immp

    #11 – watch out for rough or too long fingernails not to mention a hangnail. All I have to say is: OUCH!!!

  • Michael Lafond

    I have yet to find a woman who let’s her man penetrate her anally even with a finger. Hell, my woman doesn’t even like it rubbed.

    • Carolyn Zaremba

      Well, I’m one.

      • Matt Meade

        He found one! Yaaay

      • http://twitter.com/xmeganx901 Megan Marie Scott

        Lots of women like it. You just asked the ones who didn’t.

      • GiantHoosier

        You will probably get the most “up” votes on this thread!

      • http://beccadiane.com Becca

        Ditto.

      • illest trigga

        correction ! YOU WERE ONE !

    • http://www.bankoftheplanetearth.com/ Kerry Fritz II

      I’m not an up the ass fan (with my cock), but any girl I’ve done the finger in the ass while licking/sucking clit had requested it later or commented favorably about it.

    • wideworldofsex

      You just haven’t met one. I have two partners who love EVERYTHING anal, in addition to everything else. Actually, shy of my first wife who liked NOTHING but intercourse and was boring as hell in bed, every other woman in my 33 years of sexual activity has liked anal play/sex to one degree or the other. Sorry for your loss though. …. lol

    • KID ANDROID

      Really?! i’ve had sex with over 50 women and EVERY single one has let me drive on the Hershey highway you just have to know what your doing. The key is alot of lube or saliva and the most important is to go VERY VERY slow and hold them close, it takes some time to get in but once you have you and even her will never look back trust me.

    • Katrina Young

      Me too! L.o.v.e it!

    • Pino Modola

      In my very limited experience, it happened with five women of six, from a simply acceptance to an imperious request. I suppose it depends on the way you behave to get it and on the intimacy level you have with her.

    • Hayley Prychun Rodgers

      Don’t know what to tell you. I am one, I enjoy anal and I know art least 6 other women who do.

    • TheTimeToStopPostingIsNow

      How many men will let a woman penetrate him with a strap on?

    • flynismo

      don’t know what to tell you man….I’d say over half the women I have been with either outright enjoy it or enjoy the pleasure of pleasing their man

  • Mike

    Also, while doing this, it is an ideal time to be thinking about what kind of sandwich you would like her to make for you when finished… I usually go for a Reuben

    • Paige

      Oh how hilarious, a sandwich making joke. Go suck a football player’s beer-flavored dick.

      • guest

        sounds like you have some experience paige 😉

        • Bluart Stack

          LOL beer dicks lol

      • Mike

        >doesn’t like football or beer

        …go back to your Ching Chong bing bong country – this is AMERICA

    • Christopher Finkenbine

      if she can get up and get you a sandwich after, you ain’t doing it right

    • April Polidura

      If she can walk to the kitchen to make a sandwich after all of this, then you haven’t done your job and don’t deserve a damn sammich…

  • Matt Meade

    I would add to this:

    Listen. Besides talking, also ask and listen. Let her tell you how she likes it.

    Not everyone likes the clit stimulated directly. Some people hate that.

  • ExRadioGuy15

    I already knew about all but two of these. The “lick dry fingers” part I haven’t had to worry about because I’ve been lucky to get her wet each time so far. But, I have an unfair advantage on that: I have chronic tendinitis in both hands, which means they’re freakishly warm nearly all the time.

  • Worthy

    Great write up but I must add that while inserting the fingers perform a “come here” like motion inside. The hook action with rhythm will cause a woman’s body to thrust up and forward pushing the clip deeper between your lips. This will allow her to intensify her orgasm.

  • bella

    I agree with many of the points here… like appreciation, gentle, slow build-up and knowing your woman’s unique signs of excitement. But I have a little issue with some of the specific stimulation instructions. Not all women want or can handle direct stimulation of their clitoris, even when excited. I used to think it was just me, but have now slept with enough women to know I’m not entirely unique. And unfortunately a lot of people are led to believe that the clit is the go-to spot for every girl, and getting that assumption out of their head when it’s between your legs can be a little tricky. 😉 I guess my point is, every woman is DIFFERENT and to be an exceptional lover you simply need to pay attention to what the woman you are WITH is telling/showing you. Trust me, she wants you to do it the way SHE likes it. :)

  • Martin Petersen

    Original Photograph by Camdamage. Credit is missing, this sucks. http://camdamage.tumblr.com/post/88807226730/been-getting-a-lot-of-messages-today-about-this

  • http://emilyhasbooks.com/ Emily Dietle

    Great article, though I didn’t expect it to be written for straight cis couples only. By the title, it seemed like it would have more fluidity.

  • poptoypop

    duh. luckily I learned these things as a teen.

  • nicole

    I think this is incredibly accurate! I wouldn’t like someone talk to me a whole lot in the middle but still. If you love someone or care about them then you want them to enjoy things as much as you do..I stunningly large amount of women don’t get off by vaginal stimulation so it should be important to the partner to help the woman reach the same level of enjoyment. Men– if you didnt like it at first then try try again and maybe u just havent met the right person to show this level of intimacy to, or maybe your just a selfish lover..thats between ur girl and her girl friends 😉 and the amount of detail is necessary when u basically write a how-to guide and if someone’s alone reading it and still feels shame, then perhaps they aren’t as confident as they think. 😉 and one more thing…just because a person writes about something and posts it on the internet, does not necessarily mean they are looking for validation…they’re sharing knowledge which is fine 😉

  • Loquacious

    I’ve read this before, this tutorial/story initially appeared on a website for a swingers club over 10 years ago and was taken down when they re-did their site. I’m glad to see it again as I wanted to have a copy for myself. Shame the original author was never credited.

    Also to the to the other posters: this was written in a different time.There weren’t ads celebrating women’s bodies of different shapes and sizes like there are today. There also wasn’t a massive choice of oral sex how to’s on the web – like the one’s I see linked just above this article. Take from it what you will.

    PS. Jansen – A vagina doesn’t naturally smell foul, let’s get that out of the way right now. If it smells foul, there’s an issue and she needs to see her gyn.

  • Divine Doula

    I’m giving this article the lesbian seal of approval! Good stuff. :)

    • Alicia Rose Heger

      😉

  • vitamindevo

    Any man stupid enough not to take this advice needs to just go away.

  • Nikki DePriest

    thanks for sharing the artists photo credit. i see that now is how to link with the artist. (:

  • Franziska Fischer

    Posted by Tammy and Nicole, that along with the fact that the man is biting her a*** says it all. Men are clueless. Always have been and always will be. Lovemaking comes from love. Period.

    • An EDM Enthusiast

      Or it’s a nose pushing against the anus while eating the pussy from behind, you know, like half of the scenes in heterosexual porn that exist?

      Or maybe it’s just a picture of analingus.

  • http://www.bestrelationshipcoach.com/ Debra Faith Warshaw

    Brava to you ladies for putting this out there. As I know first hand, it takes a lot of courage and balls to put your name(s) to a piece of writing like this. Keep it up my soul sisters. In Love ~ Debra Faith

  • Thobek

    THANK YOU! Will apply the knowledge.

  • Autumn Hernandez

    As a woman, I find this article extremely inaccurate. Missed a few key points and went way over and beyond the sensitive stuff. Almost made me nauseous.

    • Brian James Priest

      Yes missed helping a woman with Female Ejaculating. .which is the best experience to share. And yes every woman can. Unfortunately most men are ignorant in this art.

      • Hayley Prychun Rodgers

        Not, not every woman can. Some cannot orgasm at all

        • guest

          If done correctly, every woman can… I love getting women who say they can’t …. get them all relaxed and go to town…. Before you know it… i’m legendary in their eyes! 😉

      • TheTimeToStopPostingIsNow

        That act refers to urination.

        • Melanie Femmer

          I can’t tell if you’re serious or …..

          • TheTimeToStopPostingIsNow

            How does a person with a vagina ejaculate?! Sure, some vaginal fluid could slip out, but it’s not ejaculation. Squirting.

          • Melanie Femmer

            The contractions from the orgasm cause the vaginal juice to squirt out and hard! Believe me I’m a squirter! I make more of a mess than my boyfriend when he cums

    • Derek Douglas

      Please tell us what this article missed. Inquiring minds want to know!

    • Hayley Prychun Rodgers

      This might not suit you, but it does say that every woman is different. My husband who was a big of a manwhore in his teens and twenties has found most of these techniques to be quite well liked.

  • Marcie Johnston

    Whoa. I need a cigarette now…

    • Bravo

      Okay, maybe you should write one then? I being completely serious. A lot of guys will claim that they know what they’re doing be we all know that’s not true, and if you write something similar to this we’ll all ready it because in the end most of us just want to please our women. But as she mentioned in this article all women are different, so to get a different perspective would be cool. Just an idea!

      • CrystalTaylor

        most of this is true.
        however. most men will say they know how to please a woman. just as many women know how to give oral sex to their partner every man is different and prefer things differently rather its a swirling motion with the tongue arnd the head as she caresses the sack and strokes. or just a good ole deep throat fast motion.
        but back to the main point here. THE WOMANS ‘O’
        EVERY woman is different some are more sensitive than others. and there are some women who have a hard time to climax from clitoral stimulation. this is a fine caress that gets vigorously rough during or vice versa it may be a feather light touch the whole time.
        *NO.1 be sure your hands are NOT tough. no rough skin. TRIMMED NAILS… and obviously CLEAN HANDS…. the vagina is a vessel that is very acceptable to bacteria no matter how clean she is. its not like a guy that can wash his junk off from the sink dry it and go on. a womans vagina on average is 6” deep until aroused. hence on why she can take a average 5-6” cock vs the well endowed 8-12” cocks. JUST BE SURE YOUR CLEAN. 😉
        *NO2 be sure she is WET b4 you touch her with hands…rather its a lube saliva whatever. WE DO NOT LIKE SANDPAPER. it hurts.
        **NO3 dont get discouraged if she isnt moaning.
        some women do not moan. they arent vocal like some of the screamers you see on you.porn etc. –same as squirters. there are many NON-squirters vs. the spuirters… play your cards right and she just might become one. when she starts to climax as long as shes not fighting you to get off your hurting her. keep on her… steady fast whatever. dont let go of that ride.
        **NO4. smells. a womans vagina typically does not have a odor.
        is she does. shes A. either not clean… or B. there is some kind of issue with her FLORA aka. her PHbalance. sometimes a mans sperm can cause a womans flora to go off track. she may have a uri, vaganitist, bacterial vagnosis there are many issues that can be off with a womans body.but IF SHE DOES. dont be rude. many women are very self conscious about oral sex anyways bc of the way we as humans are and treat one another. no matter how they appear. unless shes 100% secure about her body she may still fell not all that fresh.. if that is the case. get all sexy and run the bath or shower. freshen up together. FELLAS… sometimes your junk stinks also. then you cram our heads on your funk. not cool….
        same thing about hair…… this is a whole other story if you like it trimmed and shes bushy get sexy and shave her… just be careful…
        **NO5. be in tuned with her . dont make her undress herself unless she is while you are.
        be sensual. and yes fellas you all can do this its not hard. be sexy tell her how much you enjoy her body..doesnt matter if shes a gf wife fling bootycall 1ns etc. women like to hear you enjoy them that they are not just a sex toy for you.
        tell her what you want to do to her. talk to her tell her you want to be submissive and let her take control telling you what to do.
        there is nothing hotter than telling a man to get between your legs start at the bottom ridge and glide upwards wink wink… you get the hint.

        fellas this is a topic this is wayyyyy beyond what is listed in the original post.
        altho it is good information.
        but communication is key when it comes to sex. its not get hard. stick your finger in a few times have sex roll over go to sleep or get dressed. times have changed. this is not taboo anymore. and your never too old to learn new tricks.
        just keep in mind EVERY WOMAN IS DIFFERENT. what may work on a ex. might not work on the new girl. and REMEMBER TO NEVER. compare women. or do the same routine switch it up get wet and have fun.
        thanks for reading. hope this helps

  • C. Roberts

    1. If someone gave amazing head I would tell all my friends without the assumption that they would attempt to sneakishly get some for themselves- in fact, I would tell them to definitely go for it if the giver was down, pleasure should be shared.

    2. The author writes that all girls will care about what their partner thinks of their bodies… Why are we constantly telling women that they need to get this kind of bodily acceptance from an outside source?! It’s infuriating. Sure, its nice to hear how hot your partner thinks you are, but if you are 100% comfortable and into your bod, there is little doubt your partner will also be.

  • aulderyan

    Great writeup. I simply don’t understand men who don’t go down on their woman. Talk about missing out on the best that life has to offer! Thanks for sharing and validating some of my favorite “tricks”. :)

    • Jansen McJeensen

      Some men don’t go down on a woman because her pussay smells terribly like a rat found a dead fish, thought her pussy was a mouse hole, crawled in it, and then died in there with a fish in its mouth. After an experience like that, men may be a little weary of the experience. Stop white knighting as if you’re the Pussy Licker Extraordinaire. It’s not going to get you laid, bucko, especially not on the internet.

      • https://www.facebook.com/Im2wavy4u FuzzyPurp

        Thats STD pussy you’ve been dealing With.

        • Nathanial

          Well, considering over 30% of all westerners have herpes, not to mention other STI/STD, then you have the fact that most women can get infections down there from taking antibiotics, as well as bubble bath causing infections and problems, even hot tubs can be problematic. It’s a devil keeping that poor …..um…feminine area up and completely healthy. It’s not as rare as you might think. And it’s not always due to lack of cleanliness. Sometimes a woman’s body just likes to put her through hell just because it can. Whether it be due to pH balance/levels, her cycle, an illness, outside factors, etc. But frak yes. It’s awesome to see people willing to share info on things to try/add to your schedule to make things even more enjoyable for your partner. Now if only I could figure out how to enjoy the act more. Ah well….add least there’s always good imported chocolate. That’s better than any sex. Thank you ma’am, for sharing this post/article.

      • aulderyan

        My general rule is, if she’s too funky to go down on, then you shouldn’t be sticking your dick in her either. If her vag is pleasant enough to be penetrated, it’s worthy of being worshipped orally too! My suggestion is to stop picking up your women at the Greyhound station 😉

      • Loris Scobs

        well just nicely get the woman to clean her pussy if you know it there you are planning to go. You can even offer to do it for her!!!

      • joesantus

        I’m a 58-year-old who was a longtime swinger and is open-married (married 34 years, btw). I’ve always loved, and I initiate, cunnilingus. Of the 15 or so women I’ve been with (each multiple times) and enjoyed cunnilingus with during the past ten years, only one of those fifteen woman had what to me was an off-putting “flavor”, and even that wasn’t so off-putting that I couldn’t ignore it and continue for her sake and pleasure.

        Soooo…it might be helpful to keep in mind that, 1) Although one guy might consider a taste and/or smell repulsive, since guys vary in their senses and sensitivities of taste/smell, another guy or many or even most other guys might be fine with that same taste/smell;
        and that, 2) Even if a guy experiences one woman’s smell/taste being off-putting, he shouldn’t assume that he’ll experience the same with all nor even most other women.

        But, if a guy truly is repulsed by cunnilingus, that is ultimately his prerogative, same as it’s a woman’s prerogative to dislike fellatio, anal penetration, or any other sexual option and variety (I even know of a few women who dislike receiving cunnilingus).
        After all, there’s no Cosmic Decree that everyone is obligated to like doing everything, is there?

      • Stiff Meister

        and some one is very salty to so the licking would be a nightmare!

      • GiantHoosier

        yes, I am wondering about those with little to no hygiene skills…

      • Hayley Prychun Rodgers

        And being an idiot and treat one bad experience or assuming most women stink isn’t going to get you laid either. The difference is, off the internet, his comments just might. Your’s? Not going to happen.

        • tdol

          I do not think his comments will get him laid

    • Kristen

      Then they wonder why their wives cheat and divorce them for other men.

    • An EDM Enthusiast

      And the awful thing is, there’s no viable way to tell a girl that you wish she’d “clean up” down there, maybe a bottom shower only, without sounding like an asshole. The only way to give that hint is to not go down on her, but that may send different messages to her too.

      It’s a slippery slope.

    • sophia

      Creppy old man

      • Bluart Stack

        wow. just stfu