A Woman’s Guide To Penis Worship

I’ve been looking for a girl that would understand this. For the most part when I try to mention something of this nature I get judged big time. I’m a good loyal man, this is the way to secure me for life. It’s not selfish or evil or sexist, it’s my nature. I want my manhood to be admired, pleased.. To me it’s the greatest thing on this earth, not just physical pleasure but it’s empowering because it is like a full embrace. Holding back nothing, and loving me, all of me.. And the part of me that I consider to be the most important. not just my face or my words. Great article, I hope many more read it.

A great blowjob, like a great restaurant, is never forgotton

Im sick of seeing girls talk about sex like they are above certain things. When a girl is away from her friends and all other people, and its just you and her….she turns into a whole different animal. In front of her friends its, “Eww, giving head is grosse…Ewww cum is grosse.” Then when you are all alone and you, as a guy, know what you are doing, girls lose their minds and turn into a whole different animal. They then love sucking cock, and cum. But you need to know what you are doing!! I feel VERY STRONGLY about this because Ive seen girls who say in front of other people, “ewww I hate this/that.” Then when I hooked up with them, and I knew what buttons to press, that same girl LOVED giving me head and loved my cum. Once I stopped that girl mid blowjob and said “I thought you hated giving head and hated cum??!!??” She just shrugged her shoulders and said “ya…I dont know…hahaha.” This has happened to me with almost every girl!!!!! You girls need a man who knows what he’s doing to really get the deep, primal urges to emerge. Its just really annoying to hear girls who have never been with a man who knows what hes doing, seem convinced that they hate giving head and hate cum. They just haven’t had a good partner yet. A guy needs to be confident and do what he wants. Dont always ask, “Are you okay??? Is this OKay??” Just have confidence and do what you want to her. Dont rape her of course, but dont be too gentle and unsure of urself. Its hard to explain but you need to reach deep down into a girl and pull out her DEEP PRIMAL URGES. Its too hard to explain without sounding like a pig. But Ive had many girls and if they are heterosexual…then they have deep seated urges that not all men can find and make blossom.

So men are in love with their penises and woman should be too? What nonsense.

These men who doesnt liked this text are just left-brained cultural marxists, who think any male pleasure is “machism”; I
tell for total sure, a man who is sexualy aware, does not feel guilty, insulted or “sexist” for having his lingam worshiped
by who is special to him – this is tantric and part of male unique way of self-expression.

This is just five sentences saying, “Hey ladies- men have penises.” None of this is valid oral sex advice at all. Here’s what I like:
1) If we’re making out and I’m planking on top of you, reach into my underwear and give me a twisting handjob. Once I get half-hard I’ll be horny enough to go down on you until you make me stop.
2) If I spend 45 minutes going down on you, even if you didn’t like it, it’d be real great if you reciprocated. You don’t really have to take it over 15 minutes if it’s only foreplay, but even then, too many girls still assume boys are still 18-year-olds and are just ready to bang after cunnilingus (which is only true sometimes).
3) Relating to the amount of time spent, please don’t ask us “are you almost finished?” and have a disgusted look on your face. It makes us feel like you’re doing it out of obligation and it’s kind of a turnoff. If you want us to finish, say something like “you ready to cum in my mouth?” When I feel rushed to ejaculate, I’m forced to dig into my spank-bank and imagine a better blowjob not from you.
4) As some others have posted- you have to take initiative and be genuinely interested. I can honestly only think of a few times that I’ve finished going down on a girl and hadn’t had to ask if they can give me head for a few minutes before sex. Again, we aren’t always completely eager to stick it in just because we’re hard. You don’t like our absence of foreplay, we don’t like yours.
5) Some tips: Please, please, please, don’t take any advice from Cosmopolitan Magazine or anything similar. Don’t even take my advice.
– Just be present; try not to be timid and robotic with it. You can only fit the tip in? Fine. Move your head around in circles or something. You have a good deep-throat? Fuck yeah! Deep-Throating is the best, even if the deepest you can go is about halfway. A little “throat-fucking” is awesome. It shows that you have enthusiasm.
– One of my favorite things is when a girl looks up at me every once in a while to see how I’m reacting. Again, it show’s that you’re interested in us, but please don’t excessively stare. It’s weird to me at least.
– I hate to be “that guy”, but I’m pretty well-endowed so opening your mouth as much as you can would be great. Hitting molars isn’t painful, but it’s a little bit intimidating.
– I don’t know why girls are so reluctant for scrotum love, but it’s a rarity and you’ll likely get an immediate thumbs up if you put them in your mouth, even if it’s for a second. Maybe they smell or taste bad, and if that’s the case, have us shower first. It’s like if we went down on you and avoided the vulva and only spent time on the clit. If you absolutely don’t want them in your mouth, at least grab them while you’re giving us head. They’re not extremely sensitive so you can get a pretty good grip without pain.
6) Finally- when you want us to finish, here’s the technique that works every time. Open wide and pretend like you’re playing an invisible trumpet. If you can, twist your wrist while you’re doing it. It doesn’t matter if you’re going fast or slow, as long as your mouth and hand are coordinated and the motion is consistent. Trust me- Works. Every. Time. And it’s phenomenal. Also, try not to grip too hard while you’re doing it and if you let us cum in your mouth, go for a few seconds afterwards to make sure we’re completely finished. Having a clogged pipe is kinda painful.

Writing this list out made me feel pretty needy, but not all of this has to be done to make it a good blowjob. The main takeaway is that you have to be genuinely interested in what you’re doing if you want us to enjoy it. Take the initiative, be enthusiastic, and stay focused on the goal.

Good luck, urrybody!

Omg, i am thinking ‘finally a woman that understands men!’
I guess this never happened before on the internet for me.

I have to agree, this is very far from accurate and very well may be the most elaborate misunderstanding of male sexuality. At it’s best: children’s advice for “how to start exploring a man’s sexuality”.

We men, just like women (perhaps even more so, because most women actually believe our only interest is our cock and thus have had little to no attention anywhere else) have an entire body which is sensuous, yes the testicles, scrotum, anus, and buttocks are great, but what about our face, head, back, hands, feet, legs, arms, stomach…. what about our emotions? (Which by the way, giving good head and receiving it with enthusiasm is a deeply emotional experience as a man, as is a back rub, head massage, foot massage, ass massage- learn some massage.)

For the women out there reading this: consider everything that feels good to you, that you would potentially enjoy and understand that we are probably the same. Be bold, and be ok with “not knowing what to do”, ask us what we like, (most men don’t even know what they like because no one has ever asked, just like most women I’ve encountered) and then LISTEN AND GIVE WHAT HAS BEEN REQUESTED (men do the same for your lady) checking in to see if you are delivering the request. Don’t take it personal if you don’t know what you are doing and he lets you know it’s not right, how would you know??? You want us to be a better lover to you? Then be the better lover to us (and for you men out there, be the better lover and she’ll be more inspired to be the better lover to you.)

I was going to comment that i find it difficult to belive that man are that “simple” but reading the comments i was glad to see so many girls and boys saying the contrary

Giver her a break guys at least shes encouraging and teaching other girls how to give head…

I started off rather interested in the articles on this site, and one by one, my interest dwindled, and then this really put the last nail in the coffin. I await the time that people will be treated with attention to their sensual entirety, rather than simplified to a single point. Reductionism is absurd.